Furniture Salesman Jokes
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I tried arguing with the table salesman at the furniture store.
He kept making strong counter arguments, though.
A couple go into a furniture shop, looking for a couch
A salesman asked them how their search is going.
The man replies, "Sofa so good".
Started my new job as a furniture salesman yesterday
Sofa
So Good
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Furniture
A blonde walks into a department store and tells the salesman, "Hi, I'm looking to buy a s**... sofa."
The salesman, at first confused, suggests, "Oh, ma'am you must mean a *sectional* sofa, right?"
The blonde replies, "No I'm pretty sure it's a s**... sofa, my husband said he'd like an occasional piece in the living room."
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Furniture shopping
An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a s**... couch.
The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?
No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a s**... couch for an occasional piece in the living room.
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?
Its a chaise lounge.
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