Furniture Moving Jokes
6 furniture moving jokes and hilarious furniture moving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about furniture moving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Furniture Moving Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good furniture moving joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man moves into a haunted house
After several nights of ghosts keeping him awake with their moaning and moving furniture around the house he calls an exorcist. A priest eventually comes round, performs some incantations, and sprinkles holy water around. The man was grateful for the priest's help with this haunting but says that he has no money on hand to pay him. The priest says "Fret not my son, we can send you a bill. Just pay it off within the month or we'll repossess your house."
How are blind kids punished by their parents?
The parents move the furniture.
TIL you need an Act of Congress to move some pieces of furniture in the White House.
Approving new Cabinet positions is such a drag.
Moving company: "You've got a lot of heavy furniture to haul. I suggest renting a moving truck."
Dad: "Why would I want to rent a truck that doesn't move?"
How do apples move their furniture
They re-orange it
A man scuttled out to his garage and began pulling the lawn furniture out onto the driveway.
Shortly after he did the same with the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbour wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
No, replied the man. My son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date.
So what's with all the stuff? asked the neighbour.
Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.
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