Furnace Jokes
20 furnace jokes and hilarious furnace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about furnace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A good furnace repair can give you much-needed warmth during the colder months. But while it’s important to stay warm, it’s also important to have some fun! Check out these furnace jokes and puns to get a chuckle out of your next boiler, burner, and hearth repair.
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Funniest Furnace Short Jokes
Short furnace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The furnace humour may include short heater jokes also.
- I thought I heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier Then I remembered the handle was on the outside.
- Did You Hear About the pottery Furnace That Exploded? It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
- What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. homecoming. One. Freight car.
- My wife and I haven't stopped fighting since the furnace broke Well, at least the arguments are getting heated
- If I had a dollar for every cold ex joke I've made Maybe then I'd be able to afford a furnace to warm her up
- Frigid Wife I have a friend who says his wife is so frigid that when he finally gets her legs spread, the furnace kicks on.
- What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.
- The cupcakes in the furnace There were two cupcakes inside an oven. One turns to the other and says:
Cupcake 1: Man, it's really hot in here...
Cupcake 2: OH MY GOD A TALKING CUPCAKE! - A Jew and a Lion fight in a furnace. Who wins?
The Jew because they have home team advantage.
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Furnace One Liners
Which furnace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with furnace? I can suggest the ones about fireplace and stove.
- The best housewarming gift... is a furnace
- My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party.
- What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace
- I dropped my phone into the clay furnace That's how I bricked my phone.
Happy Furnace Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about furnace you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean water heater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make furnace pranks.
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My wife got very upset at the f**... the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists
And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace.
An investigation was carried out by a foundry...
since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it.
(fyi I don't know anything about metalworks or smelting at all. If I used any of these terms incorrectly, sorry.)
A 75 year old man with all white hair is dating a 22 year old girl. His girlfriend is pregnant. After the birth he asks the nurse well nurse, how did I do? The nurse replied you did great she had twins. The old man responded A little snow on the roof and I still got a fire in the furnace
To This the nurse replied Well you may want to clean the filters because those babies are black
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My mother-in-law made a real exhibition of herself at the f**..., crying and wailing
Especially when she went in the furnace.
