Furn Jokes
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The furniture store keeps calling me back.....
But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
I wish the furniture store would stop calling me.
I just wanted the one night stand :/
This furniture store keeps emailing me...
All I wanted was one night stand!
The furniture store won't stop calling me...
All I wanted was one nightstand.
The furniture store keeps calling me nonstop.
All I wanted was a one night stand.
I'm going to be a furniture store entrepreneur one day.
My first store will be called "Sofa Kingdom".
My second store will be called "Ottoman Empire."
Then people will say "That's Sofa Kingdom also."
Why did the furniture store donate so much?
They have a lot of chair-ity
My furnace broke down on me.
So I'm having a housewarming party.
furniture humor
Why didn't they fix the rococo Chair?
Because it wasn't baroque
A furniture store keeps calling me...
All I wanted was one nightstand
Furniture
A blonde walks into a department store and tells the salesman, "Hi, I'm looking to buy a s**... sofa."
The salesman, at first confused, suggests, "Oh, ma'am you must mean a *sectional* sofa, right?"
The blonde replies, "No I'm pretty sure it's a s**... sofa, my husband said he'd like an occasional piece in the living room."
furniture disease
i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news.
turns out i have the furniture disease.
its where your chest hangs down past your drawers

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