Funny Ha Ha Jokes
14 funny ha ha jokes and hilarious funny ha ha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about funny ha ha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Funny Ha Ha Short Jokes
Short funny ha ha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The funny ha ha humour may include short funny jokes also.
- Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive
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Funny Ha Ha One Liners
Which funny ha ha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funny ha ha? I can suggest the ones about hilarious and unfunny.
- I bought a cake that had "ha ha" written on it It tasted funny
- What do you call a funny type of coffee? A brew ha-ha!
- What's the sound of a funny motorbike company? Yama-ha-ha-ha.
Funny Ha Ha Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about funny ha ha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humorous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funny ha ha pranks.
At the check out at Walmart and my son is sitting in the cart seat…
I've already pulled him and the cart up to past the check out folks so I could start putting bags in the cart. The women in the lane over says, Oh hello there handsome! Obviously talking to my son, however I shout back, Oh hey! How's it going?
The woman checking us out laughed so hard she had to take a step back and the woman I said it to was so red faced and chuckling she couldn't really say much! The few folks in line began laughing too so it was pretty funny and the epitome of dad joke! Ha! I've made it!
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Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**.... I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!
Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Why the long face?"
"Ha, ha, very funny," says the horse. "But I gotta say, today was not a good day. Injured my leg out, on the racetrack. My career's probably finished."
Bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a gun, and shoots the horse.
Then he feels sorry for him, says "Tell ya what, buddy. That round is on the house."
Man answers the phone: "Hello sir, this is a short survey. What is your name?
"Adam"
And your wife's?
"Eve"
Ha! That's funny..does the snake lives there too?
"Yes one moment. Honey, get your mom please..."
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A young boy wakes up in the middle of the night...
And wanders past his parents' bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the parents having s**.... Dad, what are you doing? he cries. The dad, not knowing how to react starts laughing nervously and says oh just playing a funny game son... hide the sausage. He chuckles again and since the son leaves, all seems well.
The next night, the dad wakes up and wanders past his son's bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the son having s**... with his grandma. Horrified, the dad cries out son, what are you doing?!
Ha, says the son Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?
A man had been stuck on an island for 10 years
One day, he came across a mysterious box that had washed ashore. He opened the box, hoping for something to help him, and was disappointed to discover a mysterious blue thing with a plastic cover and white things with letters.
He stewed for a while before discovering that he could spell out a help message! The man arranged the letters, and set it out to sea.
6 months later, a fisherman discovered a bizarre floating object. He picked up, cleared the grime, and read the message inside.
SENDI
NGOUT
ANSOS
"Ha-ha, I get it! Message in a Boggle! Really funny!" The fisherman tossed the game away and went back to fishing as it floated to the bottom.
The turtle
There was a lion in the jungle who was getting very bored and very evil. So because he was the king he started a contest with his old friend turle. The contest stated- whoever makes turtle laugh first does not have to suffer death. So he had all his subjects line up in front of turtle. The first in line was zebra, he told the funniest joke the kingdom had hearf in centuries, even lion laughed a little. But turtle stared him in the eye mercilessly and without emotion. The lion looked at zebra and said sorry, rules are rules so he killed him and fed zebra to the hyenas. Then giraffe came and told an equally funny joke to which turtle didnt respond. So he died a terrible death as well. This went on for weeks and weeks and turtle would not laugh. When finally the only animals left were the lion, the turtle, and the hyenas. So lion told the hyenas, bring me your best jokester and we will finish this contest. So the hyenas brought their best comic and he told his joke. The turtles eyes widened he looked at lion and said ha...haha....hahahahahahahahaha! I just got the zebras joke.