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Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!
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Need a dessert s**... joke to say to my girlfriend and I feel like id miss a hugely funny opportunity if I didnt nailed this joke.
Your help will make 2 people's lives very funny for a moment and what could be better than that? Its your civic duty to help out. And i promise she wont be made uncomfortable we are currently in the middle of a dirty exchange so I would definitely know by now naw meen?
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Remember how when you were little you could just rip off your diaper and run around n**.
.. and everyone thought it was funny?
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A man went to a s**... club and took a seat in the front row.
As soon as the first dancer walked out the guy directly behind him yelled "yh Baby thats what i've been waiting for." the man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes later the stripper took of her top revealing her bra. the guy behind our friend goes off again "yh baby, shake those things!!"
Our friend turns round and says "cool it buddy"
A few minutes after the stripper takes of her skirt revealing a G-String. again the man behind yells out "yh baby, you're almost there"
Our friend turns round again and says "will you shut up"
A few minutes later the stripper takes of her bra and G-string and everyone goes wild except for the guy behind our friend
Curious our friend in front turns around and asks "yo buddy, wheres your enthusiasm now?"
The guy responds, "its all over your back"
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Read this one a couple years ago, a little dirty but pretty funny.
In a local park trees are being removed to clear space for a playground. As the men are working, a group of world conservationalists climb the trees and protest to the removal. As one woman was chanting she slipped and fell out of the tree falling on a few branches on the way down. With her g**... full of splinters and bark she was rushed to the emergency room. She was looked at by the doctor and he told her to wait. After a few hours in excruciating pain he came back and she yelled at him for taking so long. He told her "Sorry, I had to get the right permits to remove lumber from a recreational area."
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