Funny Bone Jokes
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Short funny bone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The funny bone humour may include short dinosaur bones jokes also.
- I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke... But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
- I think after 9 years of dating and jokes, I've worn down all my girlfriend's funny bones. She's got that funny arthritis now.
- I think when people talk about the "funny bone" they must mean the spine Because after my sister broke hers she never laughed again.
- I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone... Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.
- The doctor said they left my funny bone in... He didn't want you guys to suffer without my humor.
- Another joke I just came up with :) Where do alcoholic hippos go for help?
Hipponymous...
My jokes aim toward to lowest funny bone. - I had a friend who was jocular and always humorous... He recently lost both his arms in an accident. Now, he doesn't have a funny bone.
- Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person?
A broken funny bone.
I'll leave now. - Need Jokes to amuse a 50 year old woman My good friend is down on her self. Any good jokes that will tickle her funny bones?
- Why is it called the funny bone? I don't find it very humerous.
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Which funny bone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funny bone? I can suggest the ones about funny and bone.
- If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
- What do you call a beach with crooked waves? A Scoli-ocean!
- There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
- Just had an operation on my funny bone.... Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
- Where do you go when you break your funny bone? The Hahaspital.
- A skeleton lost his funny bone. It was quite humerus.
- Everyone has a funny bone. Mine is my humorous.
- Why is your elbow called your funny bone? Because it's connected to the humorous.
- what is funny about hitting your funny bone? there is nothing humerus about it
- To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones. A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.
- What do dead clowns have? Funny bones
- How did clown scare the zombies away? He showed them the funny bone.
- Describe the funny bone. It's rather humerus
- what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones
- Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Funny Bone Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about funny bone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween skeleton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funny bone pranks.
Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my
Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)
What do you say to someone after they hit their funny bone?
ELBOW-L
Humor
Time to put a little humor in your life. In today's blog, read all about being funny and how you can become a successful humorist. In other words—how to become a wit rather than a nitwit. Have some fun and exercise your funny bone.
Girl, are you my funny bone?
Cause you're humerus.
A skeleton went to the doctor...
A skeleton went to the doctor one day and said
"doctor, I don't think I'm feeling very well. I've lost a lot of weight, everything I eat goes right through me and to top it off I've misplaced my arms."
The doctor looks the skeleton up and down and says
"This joke will never work, you haven't a funny bone in your body"
I was intimate with a clown once.
She just tickled my funny bone.
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What do you call a couple of clowns having s**...?
A funny bone.
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Alabama Wedding
Deep in the heart of Alabama, a son arrives to his father's house with exciting news.
"Paw, I met the best girl in the world, and we're about to get married!"
The father seems excited, and urges his son to describe her.
"Well, she's quick as a whip, funny as a bone, most gorgeous girl south of dixie," and after every description, the father hollers his approval.
"And best of all... she's a v**...!"
At the last statement, the father's excitement disappears. The son looks confused, and asks him what's the matter. The father shouts back,
"If she ain't good enough for her family, what makes you think she's good enough for ours?"
How do you make a clown sad?
You break his funny bone.
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What do you call a comedians e**...?
His funny bone
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Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.
McCoy starts to s**... and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"
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What's left of a clown after a bear attack?
Just his funny bone.
How can you tickle your funny Bone?
By first tickling your tiny test tickles.
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Why did the successful comedian lose his job after a car accident?
It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone
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How do you keep a skeleton from joking?
Take away his funny bone.
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Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?
Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.
