Funniest Jokes
116 funniest jokes and hilarious funniest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about funniest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
The funniest jokes are the ones that make you laugh out loud. But what makes a joke funny? Is it the punchline? The delivery? The timing? Or is it something else entirely? There are all sorts of jokes, from clever wordplay to silly puns, and there are just as many ways to make people laugh. But what is it that makes the funniest
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Funniest Funniest Short Jokes
Short funniest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The funniest humour may include short funny jokes also.
- Eight year old tells funniest joke My eight year old cousin told me this one:
Why was beethoven mad at his chicken?
Because he kept saying Bach Bach Bach - First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
A. A Barbecue! - Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met.
Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ?
Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... ! - A man named Rick went shirt shopping with his wife and asked her: \- What size should I pick?
\- Pick L, Rick.
Haha that's the funniest s\*\*t I've ever seen. - Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel
*sits there laughing to self*
...so lonely.. - What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
... A FSHHH - What is the funniest time of day? 7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :) - Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :) - What's the funniest motorcycle? A Yama-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.... :)
^^^I'll ^^^show ^^^myself ^^^out... - My mum is the funniest person in the world She made a joke 19 years ago and people are still laughing at it.
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Funniest One Liners
Which funniest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funniest? I can suggest the ones about most amusing and most entertaining.
- \r\jokes has the funniest most original content But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
- I just read the funniest joke on Reddit... For the thousandth time.
- What is the funniest two legged lizard? The stand-up chameleon.
- What is the funniest candy of all? A LOL-lipop.
- What's the funniest landscape? Hill areas.
- What's the funniest place in the world? The Bahahahamas.
- I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short
- Just read the funniest joke on reddit… for the 1,001st time
- What's the funniest thing you've stolen? A joke.
- What's the funniest thing a narcissist knows? Mememes
- Whats the funniest bone in the body? The HUMOURUS!
- One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range? The Himhilarious
- What is the funniest animal to a six-year old? peacock
- Kids say the funniest things! Like "See you soon, dad."
- Why is Punisher the funniest Marvel character? Because he has the best punchlines.
World Funniest Jokes
Here is a list of funny world funniest jokes and even better world funniest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics.
- Who's the funniest person in the world? A cop when you're getting pulled over.
- I'm the funniest person in the world Just kidding
- [Watch the "world's funniest joke" fail miserably](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3hJhxLuv4A)
- I am the funniest man in the world Get It!!
- The funniest thing in the world happened at wotk today... That is all.
- Funniest Video In The World Ever
- What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha
Don't l**... me
Kids Funniest Jokes
Here is a list of funny kids funniest jokes and even better kids funniest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've seen a lot of you getting the funniest jokes from your kids, so I tried asking my lil sister to give me one too She told me to look into the mirror
- I keep telling my kids that limousine jokes are the funniest kind. They think it's bit of a stretch though
- The funniest thing you'll read all day! Just kidding.
The Funniest Funniest Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about funniest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hilarious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funniest pranks.
Tell me the funniest clean joke you know.
For my research and speech class I have to tell a joke but it has to be clean. Nothing dirty, racist, sexist etc. It has to be appropriate. So what's the funniest clean joke you know?
Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!
Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most n**... joke involving a Disney character.
What type of colonists were the funniest in the American Revolution?
Punsylvanians!
Funniest joke of all time...according to Wikipedia...thought I share.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[
Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes?
I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?
What is your funniest joke about the French?
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of n**... soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".
Why are knives always the funniest students at utensil school?
Because they're the class cut-ups.
Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?
i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.
What is the funniest clean but sounds dirty joke that you know?
Example:
What is pink, hard and dry when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out?
Bubblegum
What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?
A hot rod.
NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
This was once voted the UK's funniest joke...
A woman and her baby gets on a bus. The driver stops her at the door and says:"you have the ugliest baby I've ever seen!".the woman storms to the back of the bus, fuming. She sits down next to a stranger and says:"that bus driver just insulted me" The stranger then says:" That is absolutely not on! You go and sort him out and I will hold your monkey for you!"
List of Extremely Stupidly Funny Jokes
Comment the stupidest, funniest joke you know!
Two engineers meet each other on their way into work
One of them has a new bike, and the other one asks where he got it.
"Well," the first one says, "it's the funniest story. A beautiful woman rode up to me, threw down the bike, ripped off her clothes, and said 'Take what you want.'"
"Good choice," said the other engineer, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Who's the funniest shooter around?
Elliot Rotflgers.
Funniest thing my gf has ever said
We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).
Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.
GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.
My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got....
...I sent him a picture of my paycheck
My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today.
Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....
Whats the funniest type of bird?
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
Most Intelligent But Funniest
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?
It's near-humerus.
What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A man with a gun enters a bar.
He tells everyone he is there to shoot the man who slept with his wife.
A person from the back of the bar yells "you don't have enough bullets."
Note: I heard this joke a few years ago and it's still the funniest I've ever heard.
What is the funniest bird alive?
A Hahastrich!
In Soviet Russia, a Judge bursts into his chambers laughing
*"I've just heard the funniest joke about Stalin... ever!"*
*"Well, go ahead and tell us."*, the other Judges ask.
*"I can't. I just gave someone a life sentence for it."*
A Russian judge walks out of has chambers laughing his head off.
A colleague approaches him and asks him why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well go ahead and tell me," says the second judge. "I can't - I just gave someone ten years for it!"
What is the funniest part of the human body?
It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia
Facebook told me the funniest name for a blood mage goblin
It's a Hemogoblin.
When she told me I was the most talented, funniest, handsomest man she ever met
I knew this chick was nuts
What are some of the funniest foreign names you have come across that unintentionally sound funny in English?
I once met a guy called "Sukhdeep"
Who's the funniest princess?
Ra-pun-zel
Funniest joke I've ever heard
A Soviet judge exits a courthouse after a trial. He is laughing hysterically as a friend greets him.
The friend asks, "Why are you laughing?"
The judge answers, "I think I just heard the funniest joke I've ever heard."
The friend says, "Come on, tell it to me."
The judge says, "I can't. I just sent someone to the Gulag for it!!"
What's the funniest type of bribery?
No clue. But I'll give you $20 if you laugh.
Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?
A mushroom!
Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!
What is the most ridiculous and funniest investment scheme ever?
A Punzi scheme.
What flavour do you need to make the funniest drink?
The Punchlime.
I watched Liverpool in the Champions League Final on YouTube on Friday night.
I thought YouTube only done funnies, Boy did they they come up with the goods that night. Funniest thing I have ever seen.
I hate when people say women aren't funny...
After all feminism is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard of
Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job
knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
You know what the funniest joke of all is?
OP in the comments saying "Just repeating it like I heard it!"
What football athlete is the funniest?
The pun-ter.
What's the funniest thing about clowns?
They're just as dead inside as all of us but don't try and make it everybody else's problem
Monty Python Funniest Joke
Wenn ist das Nunstüc**... git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
My mother-in-law can m**... any joke.
After the 2000 Presidential elections with the multiple vote recounts in Florida, she came home and told us the funniest joke she had just heard:
Have you seen the new Texas quarter?
You count it five times!
Funniest person on this sub is
Not me
Still my funniest joke
A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)
Germanys funniest joke according to research
A man comes to the fortune teller and sits in front of the crystal ball. "I see you have two children," says the fortune teller.
"YOU believe that!" He replies. "I am a father of three."
The fortune teller smiles and answers: "YOU believe that!"
The funniest but meanest thing I heard a parent say to his kid on her birthday.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
I have a joke on Donald Trump.
It's a great joke. With a good buildup and a punch, and whatever. I showed it to my friends -- you know some of them are really good judge of jokes. I showed it to them and they said it's really funny. Almost everyone agrees it's good. Some of them says it's too good -- maybe a little bit too funny. You know they love to laugh. You maybe even say it's the funniest joke ever. I have THE BEST JOKE in the world.
Wanna hear the funniest joke?
It's quarantine.
Don't get it? Oh well, it's an inside joke..
Why did no one give Elsa a balloon for her birthday?
Because she'll just Let It Go.
told to me by a 7yo that thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard.
A Soviet judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off
A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing."I just heard the funniest joke in the world!".
"Well", his colleague says, " Dont keep a good joke to yourself, go ahead and tell me!"
The other judge replies,"I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"
If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side,
It's no longer a Q-tip.
It's askew-tip.
>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!<
The funniest thing my grandpa ever said
I was visiting my grandparents a couple years back and my grandma brought up that the PA at the local clinic, an attractive 30-something year-old woman, was moving out of town. My grandpa piped up with "Yeah, I'm gonna miss her. Do you know how hard it is for a man my age to get a 33 year old woman to put her finger up my b**...?"
He passed away this morning. I love you grandpa.
