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- It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset.
Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true. - I have two optometry jokes but I am not sure which one is funnier
one or two
one or two
one or two - Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ? They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :( - How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed.
My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom. - After his birthday party, a little boy goes to his mother Son: Mom, you need to act funnier, especially in front of
my friends. You never make jokes!
Mother: I made you - Alcohol and life Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
- What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
- Everything get's funnier when you're sleep deprived. The laughing creeps out the kidnappers though.
- Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts. -Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?
-Oh really!? Where?
-Well...pretty much everywhere. - What's worse than getting a piece of glass stuck in your foot? Getting a piece of glass OUT of your foot.
This joke would be funnier if I didn't have a piece of glass stuck in my foot right now.
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Funnier Than One Liners
Which funnier than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funnier than? I can suggest the ones about happier than and scarier than.
- Studies show "not jokes" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not.
- Why are people on higher floors funnier? They have a type of elevated humor
- What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume! - I thought of something funnier than 24 25
- You know what's funnier than 24? Twenny fiiiiiiivvvveee
- Whats funnier than Amy Schumer? The Holocaust
- A girl asked me if I could date someone funnier than me I said no I'm not gay
- Are things funnier when you're drunk? Or is the room actually spinning?
- My life. If you knew me, it would be funnier.
- If you say it enough times it gets funnier... The Spanish Inquisition.
- Hokes are funny until someone gets offended. Then it's even funnier.
- What's funnier than my punchline?
- Why is everything funnier after you die? Because everything happens posthumously.
- Psst, hey Patrick, what's funnier than 24? 15511210043330985984000000.
- Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
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What funny jokes about funnier than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooler than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funnier than pranks.
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
What's funnier than a crying baby?
A dead baby.
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So one time this chick is going down on me,
and I give her the "courtesy tap" because I'm about to blow. She just keeps on going and I'm like, "I hit the jackpot here!" So I finish, and she leans back and picks up a glass off the coffee table and spits in it.
I was like, "Wow, that was *hot*.
She says, "Well, I don't s**...."
I say, "Well, that'd be weird if you told me you were waitin' for it to cool off.."
Stole it from somebody way funnier than me.
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[True Story] When I worked at a Residential Treatment Center for Children a boy once said to me...
"I have to f**...-en pee!"
I said, "Well, pick one and do it!"
^that ^was ^funnier ^to ^me ^when ^it ^happened
My first job ...
When I was 15 I came home one day very excited, walked up to my father and said, "Hey dad! I just got a job!"
To which my father replies, "Congratulations son! How much does it pay?"
Confused, I respond, "Well, she charged me 50 bucks... If they're going to start paying me... Then I might end up a workaholic!"
( I think this is a bastardization of an old Andrew Dice Clay bit... I'm sure it was funnier when said on stage).
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What's Funnier: Jelly Beans or Foetuses?
The Jelly Beans are made of Malignant Tumours.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(leave your response in the comments, the punchline is funnier that way)
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The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago)
Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees?
The Germans like marching in the shade.
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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder Destruction.
I swear this joke is funnier in person.
Try it, trust me.
p**... dropper for sure.
What did the man from the Northwest Territories say to the waitress when he didn't like anything on the menu?
I'll have Nunavut.
(hint: would be funnier if you were Canadian)
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What's funnier than k**... a midget?
Nothing
They say there's nothing a woman finds sexier than a man who makes her laugh...
They say there's nothing a woman finds sexier than a man who makes her laugh...
...it's just a shame that there's nothing a woman finds funnier than a million dollars in the bank.
Which shirt is funnier...1 or 2?
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Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast
But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men
Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24?
9/11.
What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?
The punchline.
The state of New Mexico..
When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?
What's funnier than a one liner?
A two liner.
Puns are like people with malaria.
The more there are the funnier it gets.
What is SpongeBob's favorite number?
25, because it's funnier than 24.
Can everyone please stop making political posts?
You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality.
Guys I thought of something funnier than 68.
69
I don't understand what's so funny about 69.
77 is funnier; it's ate more.
My mom has terminal cancer.
Well... it's funnier than anything else on the front page.
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What types of jokes are funnier than jokes with substance?
Jokes with substance a**...!
I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.
It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.
Finally, a relevant dad joke.
What's funnier than 24?
Crippling depression
Ask a small child to go ask another adult "How do you make a hormone?"
This gets funnier every time I do it.
You know what's more funnier than Cold Play?
Some one who likes Cold Play
Why can't anyone tell a funnier joke?
Fun E.R. jokes don't exist, because life and death situations are serious business.
a joke my teacher made in class
teacher:"(generic kid name) this is the forth time i have warned you!"
kid:"did you count how many times you warned me?"
teacher:"no, i just pick a random number and it sounds logical"
this was funnier in class and in Hebrew, i don't expect it to do good here.
It was funnier in my sleep...
I told my dog a joke while throwing a ball. He didn't get it.
As soon as I find a girl that is wealthier, prettier, smarter, funnier, better connected, into physical deformities, and more than willing to take care of a grown adult.
I'll move out of my moms
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"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"
Newly married bride : Ceiling fans
Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have t**... on premarital s**...
What's funnier than 24?
6 million
The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story
[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]
Whats funnier than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why are the youtubers who came from vine, much funnier on vine?
Because you only had to see them for six seconds.
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On January 1st I joked to my girlfriend we haven't had s**... all year.
It's getting less funnier each day I tell her.
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Nothing is funnier than watching newscasters try to avoid saying sh*t hole
By saying as*hole
I'm not super hungry, does anyone want to split this??
Is a funnier thing to say when handed a baby.
What is funnier dead than alive?
Amy Schumer.
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What kind of food loves to get n**...?
A n00dle.
P.S : probably funnier to Asians like me.
Self-degrading humour
Self-degrading humour os funnier than my life.
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dark humor is like cancer.
It's even funnier when children get it.
I'm not as good as I once was
But I am good once as I ever was
Much funnier if you're 35+, kids
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You know what's funnier than s**...?
...
I'm sorry if you can't think of anything
What can get sadder, funnier or better the more it happens?
Life
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Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay?
What cologne do dummys were?
O DeCoy...
Sounded funnier in my head
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You know what's funnier than AIDS?
Neither do I
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Humour's all about expectations for me.
There's nothing funnier than a well mannered person defying expectations with a good f**...'.
My wife walked in to the room, I snuck up behind her and yelled Boo!
She Shrieked, cried hysterically peed herself and ran outside.
I always do this to her but I guess it was funnier when I was alive.
A blonde and two brunettes had to climb 100 stairs without laughing
On each stair they were told a joke, and they got funnier every stair higher.
The first brunette only made it to the first stair.
The second brunette made it to the fifth stair before she laughed.
The blonde slowly made her way up all the stairs, until finally she was at the 99th stair, where she let out a chuckle.
The brunettes, in awe of how well she did, asked her why she laughed.
She replied I finally got the first joke
My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.
Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
The Library
This is one of my favorite jokes that NOBODY ever thinks is funny. It is funnier when spoken, but since I have no friends, Reddit will have to do.
Here it goes:
A guy walks into a library. He strolls up to the counter and looks at the librarian dead in the eyes and screams MA'AM I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE PLEASE!!!
The librarian shushes him and sternly says in a whisper, Sir! This is a library!
The man immediately apologizes and whispers,
So sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger a large fry and a large milkshake please
Canoeing
Bob: You get a great deal of amusement out of your new canoe, I suppose?
Joe: Well, my wife does.
Bob: But she never rides in it!
Joe: No. She says it's safer and funnier to watch me from the shore.
Source: 1913 Newspaper
