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- It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset.
Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true. - What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz
(This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning) - What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people.
(It was funnier over the radio) - I have two optometry jokes but I am not sure which one is funnier
one or two
one or two
one or two - Candice joke Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any funnier? - Nothing is funnier than watching newscasters try to avoid saying sh*t hole By saying as*hole
- Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ? They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :( - How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed.
My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom. - After his birthday party, a little boy goes to his mother Son: Mom, you need to act funnier, especially in front of
my friends. You never make jokes!
Mother: I made you - Alcohol and life Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Which funnier than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funnier than? I can suggest the ones about smarter than and happier than.
- dark humor is like cancer. It's even funnier when children get it.
- Studies show "not jokes" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not.
- Why are people on higher floors funnier? They have a type of elevated humor
- What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume! - I thought of something funnier than 24 25
- Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25.
- You know what's funnier than 24? Twenny fiiiiiiivvvveee
- What's funnier than twenty-four? Twenty-five.
- Whats funnier than Amy Schumer? The Holocaust
- Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down.
- A girl asked me if I could date someone funnier than me I said no I'm not gay
- Are things funnier when you're drunk? Or is the room actually spinning?
- You know what's funnier than AIDS? Neither do I
- My life. If you knew me, it would be funnier.
- If you say it enough times it gets funnier... The Spanish Inquisition.
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What funny jokes about funnier than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scarier than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funnier than pranks.
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
You know whats funnier than Philly...
Your Religion
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
What's funnier than a crying baby?
A dead baby.
So one time this chick is going down on me,
and I give her the "courtesy tap" because I'm about to blow. She just keeps on going and I'm like, "I hit the jackpot here!" So I finish, and she leans back and picks up a glass off the coffee table and spits in it.
I was like, "Wow, that was *hot*.
She says, "Well, I don't s**...."
I say, "Well, that'd be weird if you told me you were waitin' for it to cool off.."
Stole it from somebody way funnier than me.
[True Story] When I worked at a Residential Treatment Center for Children a boy once said to me...
"I have to f**...-en pee!"
I said, "Well, pick one and do it!"
^that ^was ^funnier ^to ^me ^when ^it ^happened
My first job ...
When I was 15 I came home one day very excited, walked up to my father and said, "Hey dad! I just got a job!"
To which my father replies, "Congratulations son! How much does it pay?"
Confused, I respond, "Well, she charged me 50 bucks... If they're going to start paying me... Then I might end up a workaholic!"
( I think this is a bastardization of an old Andrew Dice Clay bit... I'm sure it was funnier when said on stage).
What's Funnier: Jelly Beans or Foetuses?
The Jelly Beans are made of Malignant Tumours.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(leave your response in the comments, the punchline is funnier that way)
The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago)
Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees?
The Germans like marching in the shade.
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder Destruction.
I swear this joke is funnier in person.
Try it, trust me.
p**... dropper for sure.
What did the man from the Northwest Territories say to the waitress when he didn't like anything on the menu?
I'll have Nunavut.
(hint: would be funnier if you were Canadian)
A funnier shorter vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the woman teacher?
Bla...bla..see you next period.
They say there's nothing a woman finds sexier than a man who makes her laugh...
They say there's nothing a woman finds sexier than a man who makes her laugh...
...it's just a shame that there's nothing a woman finds funnier than a million dollars in the bank.
Which shirt is funnier...1 or 2?
Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast
But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men
Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24?
9/11.
What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?
The punchline.
The state of New Mexico..
When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?
What's funnier than a one liner?
A two liner.
Puns are like people with malaria.
The more there are the funnier it gets.
What is SpongeBob's favorite number?
25, because it's funnier than 24.
Can everyone please stop making political posts?
You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality.
Guys I thought of something funnier than 68.
69
I don't understand what's so funny about 69.
77 is funnier; it's ate more.
My mom has terminal cancer.
Well... it's funnier than anything else on the front page.
What types of jokes are funnier than jokes with substance?
Jokes with substance a**...!
I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.
It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.
Finally, a relevant dad joke.
What's funnier than 24?
Crippling depression
Ask a small child to go ask another adult "How do you make a hormone?"
This gets funnier every time I do it.
What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Psst, hey Patrick, what's funnier than 24?
15511210043330985984000000.
Why can't anyone tell a funnier joke?
Fun E.R. jokes don't exist, because life and death situations are serious business.
a joke my teacher made in class
teacher:"(generic kid name) this is the forth time i have warned you!"
kid:"did you count how many times you warned me?"
teacher:"no, i just pick a random number and it sounds logical"
this was funnier in class and in Hebrew, i don't expect it to do good here.
It was funnier in my sleep...
I told my dog a joke while throwing a ball. He didn't get it.
As soon as I find a girl that is wealthier, prettier, smarter, funnier, better connected, into physical deformities, and more than willing to take care of a grown adult.
I'll move out of my moms
What's worse than getting a piece of glass stuck in your foot?
Getting a piece of glass OUT of your foot.
This joke would be funnier if I didn't have a piece of glass stuck in my foot right now.
Why is everything funnier after you die?
Because everything happens posthumously.
What's funnier than throwing babies off of a cliff?
Catching them at the bottom with a pitchfork.
"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"
Newly married bride : Ceiling fans
Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have t**... on premarital s**...
What's funnier than 24?
6 million
The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story
[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]
Whats funnier than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why are the youtubers who came from vine, much funnier on vine?
Because you only had to see them for six seconds.
On January 1st I joked to my girlfriend we haven't had s**... all year.
It's getting less funnier each day I tell her.
I'm not super hungry, does anyone want to split this??
Is a funnier thing to say when handed a baby.
What's funnier than my punchline?
Everything get's funnier when you're sleep deprived.
The laughing creeps out the kidnappers though.
How do you keep an idiot occupied without Net Neutrality laws?
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What is funnier dead than alive?
Amy Schumer.
Hokes are funny until someone gets offended.
Then it's even funnier.
What kind of food loves to get n**...?
A n00dle.
P.S : probably funnier to Asians like me.
Self-degrading humour
Self-degrading humour os funnier than my life.
John Rocker is an embarrassment to baseball.
...I don't have a punchline that's funnier than the truth.
I'm not as good as I once was
But I am good once as I ever was
Much funnier if you're 35+, kids
You know what's funnier than s**...?
...
I'm sorry if you can't think of anything
What can get sadder, funnier or better the more it happens?
Life
What's funnier than 24?
25.
Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay?
What cologne do dummys were?
O DeCoy...
Sounded funnier in my head
Humour's all about expectations for me.
There's nothing funnier than a well mannered person defying expectations with a good f**...'.
