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Short funni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The funni humour may include short bedroom jokes also.
- The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
- My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... Probably because it's a Dell
- I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
- I asked my wife why she married me. I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny.
I said I thought it was because I was good in bed.
She said See? You're hilarious! - What's better than enchiladas? n+1 chiladas.
(sharing this joke I came up with tonight while making enchiladas, because my family didn't find it funny). - Its funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
- James Bond always holds his farts while in bed Otherwise he would blow his cover.
(Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X) - What's between an introvert and an extrovert? A wall.
(I know it wasn't funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough) - My wife yelled at me "are you even listening to me" I said "that's a funny way to start a conversation"
- I was wondering where you guys get all these funny dad jokes from? Then I came to the conclusion that they're just all kept in a dadabase.....
I'll see myself out
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Funni One Liners
Which funni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funni? I can suggest the ones about unfunny and baseball.
- If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
- A horse walked into a bar
Bartender: Hey
horse: Yes please - How much does santa's sleigh cost? $0, it's on the house.
- Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas.
I'll show myself out - Because the punchline gets spoiled early. Why is this time travel joke not funny?
- Why are 490 Romans funny? Because XD
- Capitalism jokes aren't funny. Not everyone gets them.
- I like to tell dad jokes But he never finds them funny.
- !false It's funny because it's true.
- communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
- My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab
- People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad.
- Why is it so hard for a communist to tell a joke? It's not funny until everyone gets it.
- I told a joke over my zoom meeting It wasn't even remotely funny
- The mountains aren't just funny, they're... Hill areas.
Silly Funni Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about funni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hilarious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funni pranks.
You know what's funnier than 24?
Twenny fiiiiiiivvvveee
Tell me the funniest clean joke you know.
For my research and speech class I have to tell a joke but it has to be clean. Nothing dirty, racist, sexist etc. It has to be appropriate. So what's the funniest clean joke you know?
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Funniest joke of all time...according to Wikipedia...thought I share.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[
What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
... A FSHHH
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What is your funniest joke about the French?
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of n**... soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever
Not short as in small, short as in short
What is the funniest clean but sounds dirty joke that you know?
Example:
What is pink, hard and dry when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out?
Bubblegum
Funniest movie punchline ever
Who's the funniest shooter around?
Elliot Rotflgers.
Funniest thing my gf has ever said
We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).
Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.
GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.
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My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today.
Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....
You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?
You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?
What do you call an Islamic comedian?
A Funni Muslim
What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
What is the funniest name for male prostitutes?
Peter sellers.
What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
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What's the funniest fish in the world?
Piranhahahahaha
Don't l**... me
Why can't anyone tell a funnier joke?
Fun E.R. jokes don't exist, because life and death situations are serious business.
What is the funniest bird alive?
A Hahastrich!
What's the funniest software?
Lotus Notes
It was funnier in my sleep...
I told my dog a joke while throwing a ball. He didn't get it.
What is the funniest part of the human body?
It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia
Why is everything funnier after you die?
Because everything happens posthumously.
What's the funniest place in the world?
The Bahahahamas.
What's the funniest motorcycle?
A Yama-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.... :)
^^^I'll ^^^show ^^^myself ^^^out...
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns...
...but the third has groan in significance.
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Nothing is funnier than watching newscasters try to avoid saying sh*t hole
By saying as*hole
What are some of the funniest foreign names you have come across that unintentionally sound funny in English?
I once met a guy called "Sukhdeep"
What's the funniest type of bribery?
No clue. But I'll give you $20 if you laugh.
Everything get's funnier when you're sleep deprived.
The laughing creeps out the kidnappers though.
I'm the funniest person in the world
Just kidding
You know the funniest thing about apathy?
No one cares.
You know what the funniest joke of all is?
OP in the comments saying "Just repeating it like I heard it!"
Who's the funniest person in the world?
A cop when you're getting pulled over.
The Funniest German Joke
There were two peanuts walking down the Straße. One was assaulted.
Peanut.
Funniest thing I've heard is
You having a girlfriend
What's the funniest part of an egg?
The yolk!
Funniest/Cheesiest pick-up lines?
Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest
Funniest person on this sub is
Not me
Still my funniest joke
A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)
What is the funniest animal to a six-year old?
Peacock
The funniest but meanest thing I heard a parent say to his kid on her birthday.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
What's the funniest landscape?
Hill areas.
What's the funniest thing you've stolen?
A joke.
What is the funniest time of day?
7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)
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The funniest thing my grandpa ever said
I was visiting my grandparents a couple years back and my grandma brought up that the PA at the local clinic, an attractive 30-something year-old woman, was moving out of town. My grandpa piped up with "Yeah, I'm gonna miss her. Do you know how hard it is for a man my age to get a 33 year old woman to put her finger up my b**...?"
He passed away this morning. I love you grandpa.
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Who was the funniest pope in history?
**Pope Hilarius** (or **Hilary**) was the bishop of Rome from 19 November 461 to his death on 29 February 468.
What is the Funniest soviet joke?
What is the Funniest soviet joke?
An old man was scattered on the sidewalk and accidentally fell into the river beside the road, shouting for help! The two policemen heard it, turned a blind eye, and continued to talk and laugh as they walked. The old man became anxious and shouted "Down with Brezhnev"! When the two policemen heard this, they jumped into the river and dragged the old man ashore to handcuff him.
What is the funniest candy of all?
A LOL-lipop.
What's the funniest thing a narcissist knows?
Mememes
