The Best 93 Funn Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Funn jokes. There are some funn funny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these funn unfunny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Funn Jokes and Puns

Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud..

But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them.

Something really funny happened during attendance...

...You had to be there.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!

A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".

Funn joke, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!

Not so funny short joke

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

A funny joke indeed

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."


It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Police, open up, you're under arrest

"Police open up you're under arrest" who?

Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.

I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke...

But I couldn't think of anything humorous.

Funn joke, I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke...

Funniest joke of all time...according to Wikipedia...thought I share.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[

Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?

I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

... A FSHHH

You can explore funn play reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean funn lover dad jokes. There are also funn puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever

Not short as in small, short as in short

funny clean jokes

I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean

Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet

I'll start with a couple I've heard:

"Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."

"Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."

Funny comeback from a student

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Funn joke, Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom

Until they're flashing behind you

Funny Book Title Thread!

I'll start:

"How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists" by Fillmore Sacks

Funniest thing my gf has ever said

We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).

Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.

GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.


I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Funny unknown historical fact:

Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Johnny and his father

Β Johnny, if you had $5 and you asked your father for $3 more, how many dollars would you have?

– I would have five dollars…

– You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny…

– You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch…

Funny Fart Jokes (family friendly)...

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"

The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?"

Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

My fiancΓ© said the funniest thing out of context today.

Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

I have been try to come up with a funny joke about leeches.

I couldn't because they all suck

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

So funny I forgot to laugh.

Me: *tells bad joke*

Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!

Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like?

Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!

There is nothing funny about watching domestic violence

Which is why it goes in the 'Action' folder instead of 'Comedy'

If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends.

It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President.

It's Hillary-ous.

funny

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

The funny thing about strippers and fires...

The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole.

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can.

It's all in the execution.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

It was so funny that I forgot to laugh...

Said the sarcastic man with dementia.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

Funny Fact

Always happens to me :

Study for one hour no one sees .

But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.

Then it's hilarious.

Isn't it funny

how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours
but 2 minutes into a blowjob,and her jaw hurts

It's funny how saying "You're a bad girl!" to my wife turns her on....

But "You're a bad mom!" doesn't seem to work at all!

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"

Isn't it funny how anti-vaxxer's children....

Always seem to get what their parents deserve?

I believe I made this up but I'm posting here to see if anyone else has heard anything similar.

Got a funny joke after getting fired

I have a bunch of unemployment jokes but none of them work
:) :) Hahahahahaa

What is the funniest part of the human body?

It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia

It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme

Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.

It's funny how you change over time...

When I was young I hated spankings

You know, it's funny how MLK only has a day while sharks get a whole week.

It's probably because they're great whites.

What is not very funny, self referencing and paradoxical?

This.

What's the funniest place in the world?

The Bahahahamas.

Its funny how we all sleep differently.

I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.

What's the funniest motorcycle?

A Yama-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.... :)

^^^I'll ^^^show ^^^myself ^^^out...

Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns...

...but the third has groan in significance.

"You're so funny, kind, and beautiful." "Oh come on, you're just saying that so I will sleep with you."

"And you're smart too!"

Nothing is funnier than watching newscasters try to avoid saying sh*t hole

By saying as*hole

It's funny that condoms are ribbed for her pleasure...

Because in Genesis, God ribbed Adam for Eve.

Isn't it funny how many building engineers won't include a thirteenth floor

Yet book publishers don't seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...

It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub...

...just to ask me what time it is.

Funniest joke I've ever heard

A Soviet judge exits a courthouse after a trial. He is laughing hysterically as a friend greets him.

The friend asks, "Why are you laughing?"

The judge answers, "I think I just heard the funniest joke I've ever heard."

The friend says, "Come on, tell it to me."

The judge says, "I can't. I just sent someone to the Gulag for it!!"

It's funny how everybody sleeps differently

Some people sleep on their side.

Others on their back.

My ex with anyone that walks.

It's funny how a sentence can have different meanings depending on where you say them.

saying "you da bomb" in the US is a compliment.
However a discussion in the Middle East.

Everyone has a funny bone.

Mine is my humorous.

Why can't you be funny with kleptomaniacs?

They take things literally.

It's funny how 8 cups of water a day seems impossible...

but 8 pints and 4 shots in 3 hours goes down quicker than a chubby kid on a see-saw!

What do we want?

"Funny, original jokes!"

"Where will we get them?"

"In the comments!"

[Help] There's this really funny joke about a car that is missing its engine, does anyone else remember it?

I just don't know how it goes.

It's funny how if you don't give a guy enough space...

A man's laughter quickly turns into manslaughter

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious

but when he talks to you, you're a psycopath

How funny are jokes about communism?

Equally as funny as any other joke.

Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.

Funny how when other people repost a joke, they get thousands of upvotes, but when I repost one...

It's this one

Look, anything is funny with the right delivery.

Except abortion jokes, which by definition have no delivery.

Funny joke, I think.

A robber who had no arms tried to rob me, good thing he was unarmed.

I know a funny joke about a prison for underage offenders.

But it's juvenile.

What is the funny thing about an ISIS joke?

The Execution.

Funniest/Cheesiest pick-up lines?

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest

Funny. I was going to tell a

Joke about time travel, but you didn't think it was

What happened when 50 got hungry joke

58

PS: 58 sounds the same as 50 ate !

Funny how things are still tagged NSFW

As if any of us still have jobs

Update: stop bragging about being employed, it's lowering morale /s

Why is it funny to put a Sheep, a stupid man and a snake next to each other?

Baa Dum Tss

Still my funniest joke

A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)

What's so funny about sex?

I don't get it.

Funny indeed

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

What's so funny about ISIS jokes?

The execution

I think this is funny

A wife asked her husband : if i die what would happen to you ?
Husband : i would go crazy!! why would you say that
Wife : so you wouldn't get married again ?
Husband : a crazy man might do anything

What is the funniest animal to a six-year old?

Peacock

What did the funny biology teacher tell to his class full of homosexual students?

I'm a fungi and you're algae!

The funniest but meanest thing I heard a parent say to his kid on her birthday.

Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

It's funny how the colors Red, White, and Blue represent freedom.

Until they're flashing behind your car

Another funny joke from my daughter!

Why did the phone need glasses?

Because it lost all of its contacts!

What's the funniest landscape?

Hill areas.

It's funny how Jews, Christians and Muslims have fought each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I always ask a funny question on first dates.

"Are you a serial killer? "

Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship.

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