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You know what's funnier than 24?
Twenny fiiiiiiivvvveee
Something really funny happened during attendance...
...You had to be there.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
Not so funny short joke
What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
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A funny joke indeed
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**...."
It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Police, open up, you're under arrest
"Police open up you're under arrest" who?
Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.
I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke...
But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
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Funniest joke of all time...according to Wikipedia...thought I share.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[
Funny Lance Armstrong Joke
I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike.
Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!
What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
... A FSHHH
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Funny Joke
What can a white person call another white person, but a black person cannot call another black person?
Dad.
I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever
Not short as in small, short as in short
funny clean jokes
I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean
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Funny things to say after loudly f**... in a public toilet
I'll start with a couple I've heard:
"Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."
"Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."
Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?
In the punch line
ID is a funny abbreviation.
The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.
How to be funny
How to be funny:
1) Why
2) Was
3) Six
4) Afraid
5) Of
6) Seven
7)
8)
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I know a really funny joke about mulattos,
But I wouldn't recommend telling it in mixed company.
Funny Book Title Thread!
I'll start:
"How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists" by Fillmore Sacks
Who's the funniest shooter around?
Elliot Rotflgers.
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Funn One Liners
Which funn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funn? I can suggest the ones about lover and unfunny.
- Jealous and Funn It's not important to win
it's important to make the
other Guy loose.
