The Best 14 Funk Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Funk jokes. There are some funk musicians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these funk groove puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Funk Jokes and Puns
I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time...
I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch
I can work the lyrics of Uptown Funk into any conversation I have.
Don't believe me? Just watch!
I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here. Don't believe me?
Just watch.
Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?
Cos they've got no Seoul!
Thank you very much.
It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of "Uptown Funk".
Don't believe me? Just wash.
I try to work the song Uptown Funk into every conversation.
Don't believe me? Just watch!
I want the trumpets from Uptown Funk to play in the background wherever I go.
Don't believe me? Just watch.
Why did Paul Simon name his garage funk alternative band?
Simon and GarFunkAl.
I went to see Funkmaster Flex perform last night but he was acting odd so Ice Cube stepped in for him.
Weird Flex but O'Shea.
If Jazz and Funk fusion is called "Junk"...
What is Funk and Rock fusion called?
What do you call a funk band composed of only plumbers?
George Sinkton and the P-Trap All Stars.
You can explore funk didgeridoo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean funk shah dad jokes. There are also funk puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What's funky and fits in a cardboard box?
A homeless epileptic.
I FUFKING HATE UPTOWN FUNK
If I hear it again on my radio, I swear to God I will smash my radio into pieces. Don't believe me? Just watch.
"Hey when should I get to the Fatboy Slim concert?"
Right about now, Funk Soul Brother
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the funk boogie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working funk groupie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.