As mushroom as possible.
I'm lichen it
they took a lichen to each other
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
but there wasn't mushroom.
I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.
But now it's really growing on me
My grandmother needed athlete's foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn't speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti fungus cream in hand. My grandfather asked how she managed to get the cream, to which my grandmother replied she just took her shoe off and showed the clerk. My grandfather replied, it's a good thing you didn't need hemorrhoid cream!
It didn't have mush room.
"I'm already lichen you."
A pungi.
shit-talking mushroom
but then it grew on me
...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.
The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"
The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."
Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."
GerMany
Bad sporesmanship!
It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you.
You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.
shittalking mushrooms
It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.
But it is starting to grow on me
As mushroom as possible.
So first I quit my job of drilling holes on the ground.
Then, I got fungus on both of my feet.
GerMany
Mold.
Because he was taking up too mushroom.
and meets another of its kind. They hit it off immediately, until the bartenders says "you look like really fun guys!".
But it starting to grow on me.
But it's growing on me.
Dad: "it grows on you"
Fish, fruit and fungus.
I bet it needs much room.
A shiitaking mushroom
Why did the fungus dislike anal sex?
Because there wasn't mushroom
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