Fungus Jokes

What are some Fungus jokes?

How much room do you need to grow fungus?

As mushroom as possible.

What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship?

I'm lichen it

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

I really didn't like this fungus joke at first

But it's growing on me

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

I was going to grow a fungus farm in my backyard

but there wasn't mushroom.

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.

What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

I used to hate toe fungus...

But now it's really growing on me

A gem of a story from my grandfather.

My grandmother needed athlete's foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn't speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti fungus cream in hand. My grandfather asked how she managed to get the cream, to which my grandmother replied she just took her shoe off and showed the clerk. My grandfather replied, it's a good thing you didn't need hemorrhoid cream!

What did the algae say to the fungus after the dinner together?

"I'm already lichen you."

Why didn't the fungus continue to grow?

It didn't have mush room.

What do you call a funny fungus?

A pungi.

What do you call a fungus that wants to fight you?

shit-talking mushroom

Three hikers are in the woods...

...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.

The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"

The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."

Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."

I didn't use to like fungus

but then it grew on me

What do you call it when a fungus hits you below the belt?

Bad sporesmanship!

Whats the difference between a dutch prostitute and a pizza?

You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?


Why did the mushroom go to the party?

It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.

What do you call a fungus that likes to party?


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