Following is our collection of funniest Fungus jokes. There are some fungus fungi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fungus fungal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
As mushroom as possible.
I'm lichen it
they took a lichen to each other
But it's growing on me
Just step into their shoes.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
but there wasn't mushroom.
would you call it a shit-talky mushroom?
He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.
I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
But now it's really growing on me
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He really grows on you.
It didn't have mush room.
"I'm already lichen you."
A pungi.
shit-talking mushroom
but then it grew on me
...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.
The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"
The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."
Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."
You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.
Bad sporesmanship!
GerMany
So first I quit my job of drilling holes on the ground.
Then, I got fungus on both of my feet.
But it is starting to grow on me
I bet it needs much room.
Dad: "it grows on you"
Mold.
But it starting to grow on me.
and meets another of its kind. They hit it off immediately, until the bartenders says "you look like really fun guys!".
It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.
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