As mushroom as possible.
I'm lichen it
they took a lichen to each other
But it's growing on me
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
but there wasn't mushroom.
He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.
I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
But now it's really growing on me
My grandmother needed athlete's foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn't speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti fungus cream in hand. My grandfather asked how she managed to get the cream, to which my grandmother replied she just took her shoe off and showed the clerk. My grandfather replied, it's a good thing you didn't need hemorrhoid cream!
"I'm already lichen you."
It didn't have mush room.
A pungi.
shit-talking mushroom
...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.
The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"
The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."
Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."
but then it grew on me
Bad sporesmanship!
You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.
GerMany
It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.
Shrooms.
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