Fungus Jokes
42 fungus jokes and hilarious fungus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fungus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious fungus jokes! From the classic black fungus to Apache Fonda and the shroom, there's something for everyone. These toe fungus jokes are sure to keep you in stitches!
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Funniest Fungus Short Jokes
Short fungus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fungus humour may include short fungi jokes also.
- I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between f**... and algae Don't forget to lichen subscribe!
- Freddy the f**... and Alice the algae met one another and... they took a lichen to each other
- I would make a fungi fun-guy joke... ...but those are overused. Too bad there isn't mushroom for other f**... jokes.
- A f**... was kicked out of his colony and asked his friend why ... he replied: You simply don't fit the mould.
- I had a foot f**... I was going to try to get rid of But then it really started growing on me.
- A female f**... asked a male f**... to a date... He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.
- I didn't use to like f**... but then it grew on me
- Whats the difference between a dutch p**... and a pizza? You can remove the f**... from the pizza if you want to.
- What do you call it when a f**... hits you below the belt? Bad sporesmanship!
- Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, f**... and other micro-organisms? GerMany
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Fungus One Liners
Which fungus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fungus? I can suggest the ones about mushroom fungi and mushroom.
- How much room do you need to grow f**...? As mushroom as possible.
- What did the algae say to the f**... about their symbiotic relationship? I'm lichen it
- What's a f**...' favorite cookie? SPOREOS
- I really didn't like this f**... joke at first But it's growing on me
- Want to know how someone with foot f**... feels? Just step into their shoes.
- Why is the f**... such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
- I was going to grow a f**... farm in my backyard but there wasn't mushroom.
- If a f**... was being mean would you call it a s**...-talky mushroom?
- What did the f**... say to the tree? I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
- What did the algae say to the f**... after the dinner together? "I'm already lichen you."
- I used to hate toe f**...... But now it's really growing on me
- Have you met the charismatic f**... on my feet? He really grows on you.
- Why didn't the f**... continue to grow? It didn't have mush room.
- What do you call a funny f**...? A pungi.
- What do you call a f**... that wants to fight you? s**...-talking mushroom
Fungus Grows Jokes
Here is a list of funny fungus grows jokes and even better fungus grows puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- [OC] I wouldn't call myself a fan of f**... But it is starting to grow on me
- Me: "Dad, how did you learn to live with that f**...?" Dad: "it grows on you"
- I didn't use to like parasitic f**.... But it starting to grow on me.
- I was skeptical of the idea of having toe f**...... But it's growing on me.
Hilarious Fun Fungus Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fungus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fungus pranks.
In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic Freddie f**... took a likin' to Alice algae to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded
Looks like their relationship is on the rocks. He'll make a great dad some day.
The kind of joke that should have been invented by a six year old, but instead by me, a thirtysomething: What kind of f**... grows on a cow?
a mooooshroom
(I don't know if I can actually claim credit as an inventor of this joke, but I've never heard it anywhere)
