The Best 13 Fungus Grows Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fungus Grows jokes. There are some fungus grows jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fungus grows puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fungus Grows Jokes and Puns

How much room do you need to grow fungus?

As mushroom as possible.

In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic Freddie fungus took a likin' to Alice algae to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded

Looks like their relationship is on the rocks. He'll make a great dad some day.

I really didn't like this fungus joke at first

But it's growing on me

I was going to grow a fungus farm in my backyard

but there wasn't mushroom.

The kind of joke that should have been invented by a six year old, but instead by me, a thirtysomething: What kind of fungus grows on a cow?

a mooooshroom

(I don't know if I can actually claim credit as an inventor of this joke, but I've never heard it anywhere)


I had a foot fungus I was going to try to get rid of

But then it really started growing on me.

I used to hate toe fungus...

But now it's really growing on me

Have you met the charismatic fungus on my feet?

He really grows on you.

Why didn't the fungus continue to grow?

It didn't have mush room.

Three hikers are in the woods...

...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.

The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"

The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."

Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."

[OC] I wouldn't call myself a fan of fungus

But it is starting to grow on me

You can explore fungus grows reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean fungus grows dad jokes. There are also fungus grows puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Me: "Dad, how did you learn to live with that fungus?"

Dad: "it grows on you"

I didn't use to like parasitic fungus.

But it starting to grow on me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fungus grows jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fungus grows piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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