Fungus Grows Jokes
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In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic Freddie f**... took a likin' to Alice algae to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded
Looks like their relationship is on the rocks. He'll make a great dad some day.
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I was going to grow a f**... farm in my backyard
but there wasn't mushroom.
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Have you met the charismatic f**... on my feet?
He really grows on you.
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Why didn't the f**... continue to grow?
It didn't have mush room.
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Three hikers are in the woods...
...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.
The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing f**...!"
The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."
Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."
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[OC] I wouldn't call myself a fan of f**...
But it is starting to grow on me
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Me: "Dad, how did you learn to live with that f**...?"
Dad: "it grows on you"
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