The Best 87 Fungi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fungi jokes. There are some fungi asgardians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fungi cosin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fungi Jokes and Puns

Why wasn't the flower invited to the house party?

Because he wasn't a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?

Fungi to be around!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Fungi joke, What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

What did the Plant say to the exciting mushroom

You look like a fungi.


Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi!

Why'd the fungi leave the party?

Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why is the mushroom so fun at parties?

He's a fungi.

Why was the mushroom happy?

Because he was a fungi.

Fungi joke, Why was the mushroom happy?

Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around?

He's a fungi to be with

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a *fungi*

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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My friend eats Dead People

but it's okay because he's a Fungi

What do you call a fungi extremist?


What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms

It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!

I used to be called the mushroom in high school

Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)

Fungi joke, I used to be called the mushroom in high school

When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party.

What a fungi to be around.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

A mushroom goes into a bar

and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."

I hear mushrooms are good for your social life.

They'll make you a really fungi.

Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party?

Because he's a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Toad was always my favorite Mario character

He just seems like a fungi.

I didn't like the fungi at first,

But then it grew on me.

Have you ever met Fun Gus?

He's a fungi

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He had a connection to a guy who could get cheap beer when buying in bulk, and he had connections to a family member of the host.

Oh and he was a fungi.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

What did the mushroom say to his date?

I may not be handsome, but I am a fungi.

What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn't a fungi, plant, or animal?

A Protist-er


I'll Leave Now

Why did the Fungi leave the party?

Because there wasn't mushroom

How do you tell the gender of a mushroom?

It's either a fungi, or fungal.

Why did everyone want to hang out with a mushroom?

Cause he was a fungi.

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?

Because there's not Mush-room!

what do Tumblr users and fungi have in common?

they both have over 60 thousand genders

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

'Cos he's a fungi!

Why didn't he get in?

There wasn't mushroom!

Which direction do fungi travel?


I hope you like mushrooms

...because I'm a fungi.

Why did the fungi bring beer and bread to the party?

It was the yeast he could do.

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?

The mushroom because he's a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 10-inch stem?

A fungi to be with.

Saw my chemistry teacher eating shrooms...

He seems like a really fungi.

Why was the fungi so cramped

Because there was not mushroom.

Why wasn't the fungi let into the party?

There wasn't mushroom

A guy I hate started doing shrooms

Since then he's become a fungi

What do you call bacteria that likes to party?

A fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other after spending the day with him?

You are a really fungi!

Why does everyone like the mushroom?

Because he is a fungi.

Thanks to my niece for making me chuckle today.

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.

He seems like a fungi.

Have you ever met the coolest mushroom in town?

You should, he's a real fungi.

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

Mr Mushroom just couldn't figure out why he wasn't popular at the party?

He thought he was a fungi.

Why does everyone like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he is a fungi

Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he is a pretty fungi

I once knew a mushroom...

He was a fungi.

I know a mycologist..

He's a fungi

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he's a fun-gi

Toad seems so chill when he hangs out with Mario.

He's such a fungi

What do you call a hilarious mushroom

A fungi

Mario, why don't you want to hang out with Toad? Peach asked.

He's a fungi.

Have you met my friend the mushroom?

He a real fun-gi

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

The song of the fungi is actually quite beautiful

He's decomposer

I met someone in the woods earlier today; I told him my problems and he just listened without ever talking

He was a pretty fun-gi.

why did the mushroom have a lot of friends?

because he was a fungi

(credit goes to the great comedian Mel B and the joke book she read it from)

A mushroom went to up to a clown

And asked to join the his act, the clown then refused to let him in because he was a mushroom. The mushroom then said "why not? I'm a fungi!".

What did one mushroom say to his friend?

"You're a fun-gi!"

My father says he works with a guy who has a mushroom growing out of his head

I've never met him but he sounds like a fungi

Why do the fungi go to church today?

Because it's yeaster.

A jolly mushroom

Is also a Fungi!

How much room does fungi need to grow ?

As mushroom as possible

I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead

He seems like a fungi

A mushroom finds a boy

Mushroom:so I met this guy

Caterpillar:is he nice

Well he's nice and he's a real fun-gi

What did the funny biology teacher tell to his class full of homosexual students?

I'm a fungi and you're algae!

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?

He didn't have mush-room

Scientists say they may be able to synthesize a completely clean biofuel using the enzymes in finely shredded fungi, such as mushrooms...

Some critics have questioned the ethics of the process, but admit they are comforted by the researchers' strong Morel fibre.

Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party?

Because he was a fungi

I used to hate foot fungi

But then it really grew on me.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He was a fungi.

Why wsn't the toadstool invited?

He was toxic.

Why did the mushroom want to goto a party?

Because he was sure he was a fungi

A mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says to it "We don't serve your kind here."

Mushroom says "But, why? I'm a fungi!"

I would make a fungi fun-guy joke...

...but those are overused. Too bad there isn't mushroom for other fungus jokes.

Fun guy helping daughter prep for her science test

Last night I pulled a classic dad joke on my daughter. Normally this would make anyone groan but because my daughter is cool like me she loved it.

We were studying for her science vocabulary test. When we came to the word organism

she said:
Any living thing. Like an animal, plant or fungi

I said:
You know people think I'm a fun guy (fungi)

(Pause) she looks at me….

Oh I get it! then we laugh as she explains the joke I made. She's 9.

Classic… My daughter is going to make a great dad one day…

A mushroom walks into a bar.

The bartender says sorry I can't serve you. The mushroom replies why not, I'm a fungi.

Why did Princess Peach choose Toad?

Because he seemed like such a fungi

I always have fungi where I live, you see...

After all, there's not mushroom for error.

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