The Best 12 Fundraiser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fundraiser jokes. There are some fundraiser equine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fundraiser gala puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fundraiser Jokes and Puns

My bank account was hacked!!!

The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.

So my family and I go past a nursing home...

There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"


For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.

I went from 0 to 2π.

I went absolutely nowhere.

Fundraiser joke, BAD MATH JOKE TIME.

I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems.

Please Upvote for visibility.

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a hooker and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her with a blank face:

"Man, can't anyone cut me a break?"

A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser

When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"

Did you hear about the fundraiser for the school's stoner club?

It was a baked sale.

Fundraiser joke, Did you hear about the fundraiser for the school's stoner club?

My newest girlfriend broke up with me after we lost a one legged race fundraiser.

She says we got off on the wrong foot.

What did the man with no legs say at a prosthetics fundraiser?

"Finally, a cause I can stand for!"


Why did the priest sell chocolate covered almonds at the fundraiser?

Because there's no nut like a religious nut.

I bought some raffle tickets from a local charity for a big fundraiser and won the early bird prize.

It was a worm.

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In response to Wikipedia's "price of a cup of coffee is all we need" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fundraiser charity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fundraiser donate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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