Fundraiser Jokes
15 fundraiser jokes and hilarious fundraiser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fundraiser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fundraiser Short Jokes
Short fundraiser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fundraiser humour may include short donate jokes also.
- My bank account was hacked!!! The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
- Dave Grohl's kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we're one short. Dave Grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!
- I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up.
- BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere. - I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility.
- A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"
- My newest girlfriend broke up with me after we lost a one legged race fundraiser. She says we got off on the wrong foot.
- What did the man with no legs say at a prosthetics fundraiser? "Finally, a cause I can stand for!"
(OC) - Why did the priest sell chocolate covered almonds at the fundraiser? Because there's no nut like a religious nut.
- I bought some raffle tickets from a local charity for a big fundraiser and won the early bird prize. It was a worm.
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Fundraiser One Liners
Which fundraiser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fundraiser? I can suggest the ones about funds and festival.
- How do bananas fundraise? They make an appeal.
- Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab
- How did the n**... do fundraising? Bake sales.
- Did you hear about the fundraiser for the school's s**... club? It was a baked sale.
Fun-Filled Fundraiser Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about fundraiser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fundraiser pranks.
So my family and I go past a nursing home...
There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"
Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser
Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a h**... and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her with a blank face:
"Man, can't anyone cut me a break?"
