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Funniest Funded Short Jokes

Short funded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The funded humour may include short funding jokes also.

1. What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? An immediate cessation of funding and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee
2. What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
3. Dear Brits: We have received your ultimatum and have scrounged for the ransom... ...but we could only come up with half.
   Feel free to him back halfway and we'll wire the funds. Thanks, the US
4. Those hedge funds should have known they'd lose money by shorting GME. As for us Gamestop customers, we fully expect to sell something for $20 and have to spend $500 when we want to buy it back.
5. What do you call a bunch of hedge funds that already lost $70 B shorting stocks? A good start. HOLD the LINE.
6. Banks need to be better at restocking these atm at Xmas…. This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds
7. What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
8. What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
9. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
10. Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"

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Funded One Liners

Which funded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with funded? I can suggest the ones about funds and sponsored.

1. What happens when you try and breed a cow with an octopus? You lose your funding.
2. I'm saving up some money to plant bushes for my backyard. That's…my hedge fund.
3. I spent my children's college fund on a boat... I'm going to call it the scholarship.
4. What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? Hillary Clinton's campaign.
5. Aquarium decorations on clearance! Sorry, no reef funds.
6. I'm so irritated This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that has 'insufficient funds'.
7. What do you call a bush full of money A hedge fund
8. What should cows invest in? Mootual funds
9. Wanna know how to fund the Taliban? Pay your taxes.
10. I went to a hedge fund manager's work to punch him in the face And order a McDouble
11. What do you call an investment partnership run by friendly Swedes? a Hej Fund
12. my burger bun startup is going well And I've got seed funding already
13. What did the Bushes do after they retired from politics? Opened up a hedge fund
14. A hacker saw my financials He set up a go fund me
15. What do you call a mental person who needs money? Fund-a-mental

Amusing & Witty Funded Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about funded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean payed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make funded pranks.