The Best 10 Fundamentalist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fundamentalist jokes. There are some fundamentalist prophet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fundamentalist evangelical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fundamentalist Jokes and Puns

I don't see why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?


What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Fundamentalist joke, What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

Mom, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom........ I'm gay.

Coming out is harder in a Fundamentalist Mormon family.

If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are


I don't understand why Islamic fundamentalist suicide bombers go through with it on the off chance of getting 72 virgins when you die...

Become a catholic priest and have them now!

Why do gay fundamentalist teenagers like melons so much?

Because they cantaloupe.

Fundamentalist joke, Why do gay fundamentalist teenagers like melons so much?

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?


How do you hide money from a Fundamentalist Christian?

Put it in a Bible.

What do you tell your sister whose fundamentalist boyfriend just went and blew himself up?

Looks like you caught his I,SIS.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fundamentalist pilgrimage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fundamentalist preacher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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