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I don't see why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist s**... bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

CHANGE???

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

A man dies and goes to heaven

St. Peter gives him a tour and asks him 'Well, what do you think?' The man says, 'Its terrific, everything I dreamed it would be. But who were those people sitting by themselves looking so unhappy?' 'Oh, those are the fundamentalists, they can't believe that they aren't the only ones here.'

Mom, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom........ I'm gay.

Coming out is harder in a Fundamentalist m**... family.

If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are

Nietzsche

I don't understand why Islamic fundamentalist s**... b**... go through with it on the off chance of getting 72 virgins when you die...

Become a catholic priest and have them now!

Islamic fundamentalist's sexdolls

they blow themselves up

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