The Best 18 Fundamental Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fundamental jokes. There are some fundamental gist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fundamental main puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fundamental Jokes and Puns

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Little Johnny was learning about punctuation

The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.

She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.

He asked: Why are periods so important?

The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written language; why do you ask?

Little Johnny replied: Yesterday my sister said she missed a period and my Mom fainted, my Dad started yelling and the next door neighbor shot himself

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Fundamental joke, What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy!

I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane.

Gonna call it "Fundamental"


Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro Baptist Church

He's calling it Fund-A-Mental

Fundamental joke, My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro Baptist Church

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get...

Gravy.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man stand around a piece of fruit.

When asked what the fruit is, the philosopher says We can never know what this piece of fruit truly is. We assume, through wisdom, that the form of the fruit is closest to our perceptions of the fruit .

The physicist states: Truly there is no fruit. The fruit is simply the interaction of fundamental forces and unseeable particles colliding through time until the fruit is formed .

The Common Man replies: It's an apple.

I think we need to stop listening to scientists. They've been wrong about a fundamental topic...

...that you need a brain to survive. Look at Trump, he's living proof that you don't.

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We should all be donating more to mental health charities

It really is *fundamental*.

What do you call a mental person who needs money?

Fund-a-mental

I dont like midget jokes because they break one of the fundamental rules of humor...

...never punch down.

What would you call the act of giving charity or help to a Mental Patient?

"Fund-a-Mental"

What's a fundamental building block of life, but also the bread of a car?

Car-buns

Fundamental joke, What's a fundamental building block of life, but also the bread of a car?

BREAKING NEWS: "Laboratory-grown penises ready for testing on men"

Now I'm no scientist but I can see a fundamental error here.

I am starting a new psychological assistance program across the country but at the local level....

...it is more direct than most. You register, commit to giving a certain amount to the psychologically disadvantaged in your area, and we give you options of who to give to, you choose how...................................... It is called:
The FUNDAMENTAL PROGRAM

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fundamental essentially jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fundamental primary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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