Fundament Jokes
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- Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it? Gravy!
- Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in our universe but if you remove it you get gravy also austria is not part of nato
- Mike Tyson starts a club to dispute the fundamental rules of mathematics He names it: The Math Debate Club
There was a lot of confusion in their first meeting. - My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro baptist Church He's calling it Fund-A-Mental
- They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics. But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.
- I dont like midget jokes because they break one of the fundamental rules of humor... ...never punch down.
- What's the difference between Superman and Supergirl? Supergirl has good fundamentals and great passes but she can't dunk.
- What would you call the act of giving charity or help to a Mental Patient? "Fund-a-Mental"
- What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist.
- I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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Fundament One Liners
Which fundament one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fundament? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift.
- What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force.
- We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*.
- What do you call a mental person who needs money? Fund-a-mental
- What's a fundamental building block of life, but also the bread of a car? Car-buns
- I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it "Fundamental"
Fundament Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fundament you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fundament pranks.
I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..
Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.
Little Johnny was learning about punctuation
The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.
She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.
He asked: Why are periods so important?
The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written language; why do you ask?
Little Johnny replied: Yesterday my sister said she missed a period and my Mom fainted, my Dad started yelling and the next door neighbor shot himself
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I just read about a group of s**... b**... that were dressed like clowns.
It's a really messed up story, but credit where credit's due...at least someone's trying to put the fun back in fundamentalism
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man stand around a piece of fruit.
When asked what the fruit is, the philosopher says We can never know what this piece of fruit truly is. We assume, through wisdom, that the form of the fruit is closest to our perceptions of the fruit .
The physicist states: Truly there is no fruit. The fruit is simply the interaction of fundamental forces and unseeable particles colliding through time until the fruit is formed .
The Common Man replies: It's an apple.
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I think we need to stop listening to scientists. They've been wrong about a fundamental topic...
...that you need a brain to survive. Look at Trump, he's living proof that you don't.
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BREAKING NEWS: "Laboratory-grown p**... ready for testing on men"
Now I'm no scientist but I can see a fundamental error here.
I am starting a new psychological assistance program across the country but at the local level....
...it is more direct than most. You register, commit to giving a certain amount to the psychologically disadvantaged in your area, and we give you options of who to give to, you choose how...................................... It is called:
The FUNDAMENTAL PROGRAM
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I just graded a social studies essay on capitalism
Dan, my brightest student, wrote a brilliant essay about how wages and labor are balanced to ensure that a vendor sells his product at a competitive price. I gave him A marks.
Emily wrote an essay that touched upon the fundamentals, but didn't really explain the concepts with the quality and depth I was looking for. I gave her B marks.
Sasha wrote an paper on why capitalism is a disgusting byproduct of greedy fascists who seek to control the population. Needless to say, I gave him Karl Marx.
How do programmers become immortal
With one fundamental change
mortality = true;
mortality = false;