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The math department needs paper, pencils, and a wastebasket.
The philosophy department only needs paper and pencils.
His Hedge Fund.
I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*
a Hej Fund
Full disclosure: Got this from Bill Mahr
Every little bit helps.
It had its ups and downs.
If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?
A convertible.
Warhammer 401(k)
A hedge fund manager
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Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself.
The week force.
Go fund yourself.
(not many will get this)
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
"What's the usual tip?" asked a customer.
"Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing great."
"Is that so?" growled the customer. "In that case, here's twenty dollars."
"Thanks. I'll put it in my college fund," Johnny said.
"By the way, what are you studying?" asked the customer.
"Applied psychology."
We don't fund hospitals in Pakistan
Because interest in the Bond is so low.
A hedge fund manager
I've decided to try a kicks-tartar
I'm going to call it the scholarship.
Eventually a mutual fund matures and gains profit
Guess you could call them the Free Dicks Mafia
This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.
ey... Go fund yourself!
They never saw it coming
He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.
Please donate to my 6PAC fund if you agree.
With the money he got from his dada.
On the one condition that they install Windows.
They spent my college fund on a luxury cruise.
Bi-partisanship at the highest level
The hipster says "man, this set-up is soooo played-out. I'm not gonna ruin my cred by staying, so I'm outie 5000." He then gets on his fixed-gear bicycle and rides it home to his loft that he pays for with money from his trust fund. He reads Bukowski by tap light in his futon until he falls asleep. And he lived ironically ever after.
Does Kickstarter accept Peso?
He set up a go fund me
Just say it's for the military.
Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.
A Huge Grant
I said "so? I lost 85% of my net worth in the market in 1 day"
He said "what? Was it in a mutual fund?!"
I was like "no....my iPhone was stolen at the grocery store"
And order a McDouble
But the best I can offer you is $4 in credit.
The hedge fund manager starts to follow him curiously. The redditor keeps repeating 15. The hedge fund manager follows him out of the town, on an unpaved road, to the edge of a cliff where the redditor looks down repeating 15. The hedge fund manager comes next to him to look down into the cliff. The redditor pushes him in. 16, 16, 16....
But Soon after, I realized there's already a Charity for them, The US Government.
The first clue probably should have been that she spent a fortune on a habit specifically for gambling.
All the boss would tell me is something about my shorts and that that they didn't cover.
Pay your taxes.
...I'm the first person to have a Broth IRA.
CHANGE???
A hedge fund
Opened up a hedge fund
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