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Functional Programming Jokes

4 functional programming jokes and hilarious functional programming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about functional programming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Functional Programming Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good functional programming joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Once you stop doing functional programming...

You never return

Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming?

No mutation allowed.

Speed dating is pointless.

30 seconds aren't long enough to explain the benefits of functional programming in Haskell.

Why does the bank never loan money to a C program?

Because it's main function is to always return 0;

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