Functional Jokes

Funniest Functional Short Jokes

Short functional jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The functional humour may include short fitness jokes also.

1. I'm the kind of guy that knows what every woman really wants Pockets. Women want fully functional pockets.
2. The human brain is amazing It functions 24 hours a day, everyday since we were born and only stops when taking an exam.
3. Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs. Going to miss the boys from "Private Function".
4. My boss pulled me aside at work one day And said you're a high functioning alcoholic, I asked him how he knew that I was also high
5. An unfortunate business idea I once started a restaurant inside an airplane that was no longer functional. Sadly, it never took off.
6. My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
7. Only programmers will get this one: Why did the functions stop calling each other?
   Ans: Because they had too many arguments.
8. My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions. Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.
9. Picking up girls is like the Cotangent function. I don't understand the cotangent function.
10. It's my job to fully test the functionality of newly-manufactured toilets and urinals. I go where no man has ever gone before.

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Functional One Liners

Which functional one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with functional? I can suggest the ones about logical and effective.

1. f(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't cater for functions
2. My graphing calculator works really well... Some would say it functions perfectly.
3. Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return
4. Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together.
5. Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
6. So they finally made an affordable and functional jetpack The sales are through the roof
7. What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic.
8. What do you call a mathematical function with too many powers? An exponential crisis.
9. How do functions break up? They stop calling each other.
10. TIL some parts of the Titanic are still functional to this day! The pools are still full!
11. I don't really understand the function of a coin press... But I guess it makes cents.
12. The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain.
13. Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions.
14. At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they are empty.
15. Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.

Functional Programming Jokes

Here is a list of funny functional programming jokes and even better functional programming puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming? No mutation allowed.
• Speed dating is pointless. 30 seconds aren't long enough to explain the benefits of functional programming in Haskell.
• Why does the bank never loan money to a C program? Because it's main function is to always return 0;

Functional Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny functional group jokes and even better functional group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A group of physicists held a beach party. They had fun so made it an annual event. It's becoming a really popular wave function.
• Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves

Cheerful Functional Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about functional you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean operation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make functional pranks.