Following is our collection of funniest Functional jokes. There are some functional fundamental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these functional eugenics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Pockets. Women want fully functional pockets.
You never return
I once started a restaurant inside an airplane that was no longer functional. Sadly, it never took off.
We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
The sales are through the roof
...which said: "I can't do it, it's not working anymore."
Door could be opened. Light is fully functional. Beer is cold.
I got no clue what she was talking about
"At conception," said the Catholic priest.
"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."
"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."
He always says I am this functional!
Fortunately, doctors were able to use his foreskin to create functional eyelids. While an overall success, the surgery did leave him a little cock-eyed.
The pools are still full!
So the doctors used the baby boy's foreskin to create functional eyelids.
Doctors say the baby is doing fine, all vitals look good, but he's a little cock-eyed.
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I told them it wasn't pressing.
noun
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
His son is literally only a head (doesn't need vital organs to live in this joke)
Sons birthday so the dad buys him a shot
Son takes shot and boom he becomes a full bodied functional man
Dad is so happy he says shots all around
The son takes another shot and dies
Dad is now crying hysterically
Bartender says
Kid should've stopped while he was ahead.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I threw it out. It was a waist of time.
30 seconds aren't long enough to explain the benefits of functional programming in Haskell.
It's only functional if the X's don't repeat.
No mutation allowed.
Once they're functional, I'm afraid I'll never be sober again.
I suppose I must be a functional alcoholic.
..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'
He's tremendously dysfunctional, big league. Ok? Ok.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the functional capacity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working functional dysfunction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.