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76 fun kid jokes and hilarious fun kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fun Kid Short Jokes

Short fun kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun kid humour may include short friendly kid jokes also.

  1. Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
  2. how many Irish mammies does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark. You kids go have your fun.
  3. As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids. I don't like to joke about dead people.
  4. You can make fun of Kim and Kanye's kid all you want... But that kid is going nowhere but up... And slightly to the left.
  5. Whenever my boss asks, "Having fun yet?" I say, "Are you kidding, this is my Disneyland!"
    because my boss is a rat, my co-workers are goofy and this is a Mickey Mouse operation.
  6. I saw a kid crying alone and asked where his parents was. He continued crying louder. Anyways, working at the orphanage is fun.
  7. I want to name my son Orange. That way, the other kids at school won't know how to make fun of him.
  8. How is a bouncy castle and an unvaxxed kid alike Both stop being fun when a nail touches them
  9. I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies.
  10. The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover is that math text books have pictures of kids having fun on the front.

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Fun Kid One Liners

Which fun kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun kid? I can suggest the ones about quiet kid and young kid.

  1. Fun fact: You can't breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile :)
  2. Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
  3. Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
  4. Having a kid is not worth it It's only fun conceptually
  5. Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school
  6. Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, "Olé off him."
  7. Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers. #2: anti-vaxers kids.
  8. I don't believe in hitting my kids as punishment I just do it for fun
  9. It's all fun and games until some kid dies Then it's hilarious
  10. What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach
  11. As a committed wife Kids are like jokes. They are no fun if you have to explain them.
  12. I wish I was rich for one day. Just kidding, being rich everyday is more fun!
  13. This new pokemongo craze is great fun I prodded 3 down syndrome kids yesterday!
  14. Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit
  15. Why was the spruce tree upset? Because all of the poplar kids were making fun of him!

Comical Fun Kid Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about fun kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smart kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun kid pranks.

A father went to take his daughter from school.


While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!"
"With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her.
"Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"

There are three types of s**... in a marriage.
The first one is Kitchen s**....
This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen.
The second type is Bedroom s**....
This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom.
The third type of s**... is Hallway s**....
This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, "Screw you."
But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom s**....
This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.

Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a v**...."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

The other kids always made fun of me for having my Dad wait for me at the bus stop

So I finally told him "Dad I'm 17 now, you dont need to wait with me anymore. Also how long have you not been wearing pants?"

My friends were making fun of the short kid and asked me to join in.

I told them I wouldn't stoop down to their level.

Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!

So there's this classroom full of students in china...

...and this kid named meng was making fun of the teacher. The teacher walks up to him and yells; now listen you... All of a sudden the kid next to him says, but meng did it not me.

Philosophy 112, or the joke that I just told in a dream and have to write down for posterity

Take this guy, Bob. He's coming into his early 40s, and goes into a midlife crisis. He tells his wife he wants to go back to school and study all the stuff he never got to when he was working so hard as a kid. She's fully supportive, feeling there are worse things he could be doing in this phase of his life, and they get him enrolled at a local university.
Bob starts taking random b**... classes. His first semester he takes Archaeology 101, Sociology 102, and his favorite, Philosophy 112: History of early modern philosophy. He starts learning about all the great thinkers who laid the groundwork for all of our thinking today, and he just falls in love with it. Doesn't care he's surrounded by 18 year olds for six hours a week, he just dives right in.
One day, his buddy Jim calls him up to talk. Jim's also going through a midlife crisis. He's doing a much more destructive path, however. He calls Bob up and tells him he knows of an excellent e**... service. He says they should take a "business trip," have a little fun, the wife doesn't need to know.
Bob thinks about it, and says, "No, I've got a huge philosophy paper due in a couple days and I should work on that."
Jim looks at him like he's insane, calls him a p**..., and storms away. But Bob is confident.
Bob knows that sometimes, it's good to put Descartes before the w**....

Two kids watch a p**...-bellied man undress in a changing room,

One of them say "What is in your tummy that makes it so round?" To have some fun the p**...-bellied man says, "A bomb". Dumbfounded the second child says, "What a short fuse!"

The snail and the tortoise

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?
Wheeeee!!!!
--hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

The first day of school...

The first day of school was always great. I remember mucking around in the classroom and wreaking havoc. Picking on the little kids and taking their lunch money. Asserting myself on the playground by tripping and pushing everyone.
I just hope the students were having fun.

There were three unruly kids in detention

Their names were Zip, w**... and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. w**... went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, w**... out, Pee in the corner!'

You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?

I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".

A man was walking in a park..

when suddenly he noticed his watch wasn't on his wrist. While looking for it, he saw a man stepping on what seemed to be his watch, while simultaneously making fun of a fat kid. So he punched the man square in the face. "No one makes fun of fat kids" he said, "not on my watch".

Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school.

If only my wheelchair was faster.

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid.

He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."

Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?

Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.

When you hear kids playing outside, sometimes it's hard to tell if they're having fun or being brutally murdered.

I just sit and pray for m**....

Funny Comeback

I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*
Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it
Me: well god also gave you a mouth to eat, you abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that ketchup off your chin
Girl: *goes to wipe chin*
Me: no, your other chin

I was bullied...

When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.

Kids are like drugs.

In moderation they can be super fun, but If that's all you do and talk about... You're going to lose some friends.

Fun drinking game: Every time your kid whines you have to take a shot

Warning: If you play this game, you will die

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m**....

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.

How are a school and a p**... similar?

It's fun to shoot kids in them

My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's

Wait till they wake up Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire!

I flirted with a girl online. She mentioned she had a kid...

I told her that was fine by me. Three-ways are always fun

I don't want my future kids drinking sweetened fruit juices, they're basically sodas without the fizz.

Where's the fun in that?

There's two things that will never get old

1 - Making fun of anti-vax parents
2 - Their kids

What if I tell you there is a way to stop all the kids in the school making fun of you because you are still a v**...?

Just start giving them bad grades.

t**... and LEGO Sets have a thing in common

It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.

lego bricks are like b**......

...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

Growing up we were so poor...

Growing up we were so poor my brother and I had to share clothes.
And kids are so mean, at school they used to make fun of me ... especially when it wasn't my turn to wear the pants and underwear

I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone

At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5

"Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a v**..."

"Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop"

Finally, a blonde joke I haven't heard before…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!

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A blond Joke I've only heard once before.

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
"Because I'm the Goalie!"

A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study

A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study so his old man buys him a sports car to drive around. A few days pass and the father calls the son.
\- Hows it going son? Having fun with your car?
\- No father. I am ashamed, everyone here gets around by train.
\- Dont embarrass me son. Buy yourself a train too.

Blonde PE Teacher

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher at a school.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!

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