Fun Jokes
139 fun jokes and hilarious fun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short fun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun humour may include short carnival jokes also.
- Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
- I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not adventurous , and fun to be around !
- I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, At least I have a real friend.
- Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
- Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and game until You realize you're a healthy young man
- 1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.
- Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want... But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left... - I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer... Plus it's super fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
- Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
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Fun One Liners
Which fun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun? I can suggest the ones about mushroom and hilarious.
- Fun fact: You can't breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile :)
- "No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
- Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
- Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
- Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?
- What do female reindeer do for fun? Go into town and blow a couple hundred bucks.
- Don't make fun of vegans... They only have the energy to be offended once or twice a day.
- What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other? Cyber boolean
- What is Earth's favorite pastime? Making fun of other planets for having no life.
- I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
- Time flies when you're having fun, Measure spiders when you're not .
- Don't make fun of people who stammer They're just going through a phrase.
- What does my dad do for fun? Beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat.
- I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016
Fun Fact Jokes
Here is a list of funny fun fact jokes and even better fun fact puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.
- Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released So, that means two American Idiots came out that day
- Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year. when will it everest
- Reddit, no matter how much I love cake... ...I would never dessert you.
- Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
- Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky.
- Fun fact: No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
Just let that sink in. - Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.
- Fun fact: When people read "Fun fact" they must click the post
- Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you.
Making Fun Of People Jokes
Here is a list of funny making fun of people jokes and even better making fun of people puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
- People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
- As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids. I don't like to joke about dead people.
- Everyone keeps on complaining about my offensive jokes but, whenever I make fun of mute people they don't even say a word!
- People make fun of my nose sometimes, But if God gave me my choice of all the noses on earth, I would pick my nose before I picked anyone else's.
- People often make fun of me for swallowing helium But I rise above it.
- I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people.
- As a general rule, I never make fun of short people. They have it hard enough putting food on the table.
- British people like to make fun of Americans for not using the metric system. But I've never heard of a single British person walking into a pub and ordering a half liter…
- I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5
Fun Kid Jokes
Here is a list of funny fun kid jokes and even better fun kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- Whenever my boss asks, "Having fun yet?" I say, "Are you kidding, this is my Disneyland!"
because my boss is a rat, my co-workers are goofy and this is a Mickey Mouse operation. - I want to name my son Orange. That way, the other kids at school won't know how to make fun of him.
- How is a bouncy castle and an unvaxxed kid alike Both stop being fun when a nail touches them
- The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover is that math text books have pictures of kids having fun on the front.
- There's two things that will never get old 1 - Making fun of anti-vax parents
2 - Their kids - Having a kid is not worth it It's only fun conceptually
- Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun? Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
- Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
- In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid. He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."
Bit Of Fun Jokes
Here is a list of funny bit of fun jokes and even better bit of fun puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation
- TIFU by gatecrashing an amputee conference... It was just a bit of 'armless fun.
- I recently got into archery There's a bit of a drawback, but I think it's quite fun!
- My wife said she wanted to enter a wet t-shirt competition for "a bit of fun". I can see right through it.
Rib-Tickling Fun Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about fun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean entertainment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun pranks.
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Virginity in school
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a v**...."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
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s**... girls are like Wal-Marts
Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"
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Finally, a blonde joke I haven't heard before…
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!
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C'mon guys don't make fun of Amber Heard's lawyer
He probably gets enough a**... from her as it is
"The neighbors hate us."
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
A redditor answers the door to find a salesman who's selling encyclopedias
"I don't need those," says the redditor. "I'm very well-informed."
"Oh, that's fortuitous!" replies the salesman, "Just think of how much fun you'll have sifting through them and finding all the errors!"
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A blond Joke I've only heard once before.
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
"Because I'm the Goalie!"
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
A Dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don't know if it translates well
A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
What is this queue for?
Just for fun says the women.
But what if I don't want to stand in the queue? The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies that's what the other queue is for
I had a job offer in Newark, but I heard it's dangerous...
So I called a friend of a friend who lives there. He said, "It has a bad reputation, but if you use basic caution and common sense, it can be a fun, vibrant place to live."
I said, "Cool! By the way, what do you do there?"
He said, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."
There once was a boy named "Odd."
People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
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LEGO bricks are like b**......
...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.
Where do Robots go for fun?
The Circuits!
(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
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What do w**... and Walmart have in common?
We all make fun of them, but when we're inside one at 4am we're glad they're around.
"Drive that thing like you stole it!"
One Friday night, when I was a teenager getting ready to go out, my Dad handed me the car keys and said, "Have fun, son. And remember. Drive that thing like you stole it!"
Upset, my Mom immediately asked why he would say such a reckless thing to his teenager.
To which my Dad replied, "Trust me, Sweetie. If he stole a car, he'd be driving the speed limit, using his turn signals, stopping at red lights, and heading home as soon as possible to avoid the attention of the cops."
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Two Finnish guys are sitting in a ferry, drinking v**.....
After a few hours of drinking one of the Finns says This was fun
The other one replies:
Are we here to drink, or are we here to talk?
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When my wife and I got married,
we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have s**... with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.
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My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.
**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend
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It's not nice to make fun of the obese...
...They have enough on their plate.
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I said to my girlfriend.....
I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly r**...."
What fun that was...
My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.
Homeschooling for us was fun though
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Guys, don't make fun of fat people
It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate
When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
I need a funny punchline...
My bf is going on a trip and I thought it'd be fun to give him a joke and tell the punchline when he gets home. Only thing is we were on a time crunch and I just said the first thing that came to mind which was:
What do you call a sheep with 3 legs?
I have absolutely no idea so if anyone can think of a punchline for this please help me.
An original joke for you as thanks:
Why was the caribou wearing a disguise?
He wanted to remain anonymoose.
I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.
I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.
Mess with someone's mind
Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?"
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What turns making fun of a ginger into a hate crime?
Dyslexia
This actually just happened...
*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!
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Mother-in-law
Oh, I didn't expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn't it your mother-in-law's f**... today?
Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.
Racism and Nickelback are very similar
It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.
One minute you're young and fun...
The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore.
Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m**....
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.
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Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.
It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say
"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"
Did you hear about the man who was obsessed with magic mushrooms?
He was known as the fun guy … 🍄
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4 people were about to have s**...
I think they were in f**... fun
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Hey, I'm new to this Sub, and think I'm going to have a lot of fun here!
said the lettuce leaf foolishly. He was yet to come to terms that he, and eveyone else in this Sub, are going to be eaten.
Tried translating a joke from Latvian.
John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun, and comes back ecstatic. His neighbor
Tolya asks him what he saw there.
"Well, I saw a giraffe."
"What's a giraffe?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but really tall and with a long neck."
"Okay, what else?"
"Zebra."
"Zebra?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but with stripes."
"Okay, what else then?"
"I saw a hippo. "
"What's that?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Like a horse, but big and fat."
"Hm. Okay. Anything else?"
"Yes... a crocodile."
"What's a crocodile?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Nothing like one."
The Italian Mother
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you
try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.
Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."
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t**... and LEGO Sets have a thing in common
It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.
There was a man once who was named "Odd"
He hated his name because he was bullied due to his name in School. His whole life he had to endure people making fun out of him. When he was old and on his death bed, he told his children that his headstone should not have his name and should be blank. After he died, his children fulfilled his wish and put up a blank headstone.
Later when people were passing by his grave, they would look at his blank headstone and say - "Hmmm. Thats Odd".
Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him?
Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.
I was bullied...
When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.
A man asks a blonde how many apples
can she eat on an empty stomach. The blonde replies "Four".
The man says, "No, you can only eat one. After that your stomach is not empty". The blonde gets excited and plans to ask the same question to her friend.
Blonde: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: Five.
Blonde: Aww shucks. It would have been so much fun if you had said four.
I hope college lives up to the hype
All my notebooks say "college ruled" so it must've been somewhat fun
After a fun night, he invited me to his place. But then I realized he was a communist.
I should've seen the red flags.
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This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and.......
The coffin stops
Camped
Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.
Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'
Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.
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Two kids watch a p**...-bellied man undress in a changing room,
One of them say "What is in your tummy that makes it so round?" To have some fun the p**...-bellied man says, "A bomb". Dumbfounded the second child says, "What a short fuse!"
A woman's three daughters are going out on dates...
"What are your date plans?", the mother asks the daughters.
"I'm going out with Pete; we are going to eat" says the first daughter.
"Great! have fun" says the mom
"I'm going with Lance. We are going to dance" says the second daughter.
"Have a ball!" says the mother
"I'm going out with Chuck" says the third daughter
"NO YOU'RE NOT" yells the mother
I started playing water polo the other day
It was all fun and games until my horse drowned
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
