Fun Jokes

Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts

Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"

"No thanks. I am a vegetarian."

is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.

I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me.

He keeps saying, At least I have a real friend.

Hipsters

I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it.

Don't make fun of fat people with lisps...

They're thick and tired of it

"The neighbors hate us."

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

A sexy woman sits down next to a guy drinking alone at a bar

She whispers, "You look like you could use a little fun. For $100, I'll do anything you ask me to in three words or less."

The man takes a drink of his beer, then takes out $100 and says, "Paint my house."

Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet

that she knows of.

Abortions are so fun

It really brings out the kid in you

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."

Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until

You realize you're a healthy young man

1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness.

So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.

A Dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don't know if it translates well

A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:

What is this queue for?

Just for fun says the women.

But what if I don't want to stand in the queue? The Brit asks.

To which the woman replies that's what the other queue is for

My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary...

Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left...

There once was a boy named "Odd."

People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.

Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

Fun idea:

Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama?

One gets made fun of for the color of his skin, and the other is Barack Obama!

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits!

(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do whores and Walmart have in common?

We all make fun of them, but when we're inside one at 4am we're glad they're around.

When my wife and I got married,

we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.

Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people.

They already have enough on their plates.

It's not nice to make fun of the obese...

...They have enough on their plate.

I hate it when people make fun of the disabled

They can't even stand up for themselves

I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."

What fun that was...

Hippies.

Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.

Guys, don't make fun of fat people

It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate

Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because he's thick and tired of it

My girlfriend is always complaining that I make fun of her weight all the time.

I just wish she'd just lighten up a little.

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.

It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.

I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.

I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...

So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Mess with someone's mind

Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?"

Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets...

...because they have no life?

This actually just happened...

*Wife: I wanna get into coding.

*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?

*Wife: English. Duh!

Mother-in-law

Oh, I didn't expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn't it your mother-in-law's funeral today?

Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.

Racism and Nickelback are very similar

It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.

I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore.

Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing.

People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer

You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch

Fun prank

Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Use contraceptives kids.

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say

"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"

What do female reindeer do for fun?

Go into town and blow a couple hundred bucks.

4 people were about to have sex

I think they were in foursome fun

Don't make fun of vegans...

They only have the energy to be offended once or twice a day.

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"

Man 2: "Yup."

Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."

Man 2: "Cool."

Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"

Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

I finally decided to play Fortnite.

It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks

Time flies when you're having fun,

Measure spiders when you're not .

Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him?

Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.

Don't make fun of people who stammer

They're just going through a phrase.

As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids.

I don't like to joke about dead people.

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