Fun Jokes

145 fun jokes and hilarious fun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fun Short Jokes

Short fun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun humour may include short carnival jokes also.

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not adventurous , and fun to be around !
Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, At least I have a real friend.
Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?" "For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

(credit to "Fact and Fun" on youtube)
Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and game until You realize you're a healthy young man
1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.

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Fun One Liners

Which fun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun? I can suggest the ones about mushroom and games.

Fun fact: You can't breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile :)
"No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it.
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
Stop making fun of fat girls with lisps They're thick and tired of it.
It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate.
I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves
Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate
Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she is thick and tired of it.
Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?
What turns making fun of a ginger into a hate crime? Dyslexia
Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs
What do female reindeer do for fun? Go into town and blow a couple hundred bucks.

Fun Fact Jokes

Here is a list of funny fun fact jokes and even better fun fact puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.
Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director? Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"
Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old European song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
Fun history fact: The Trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline" . . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released So, that means two American Idiots came out that day
Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year. when will it everest
Fun fact: It is confirmed that monks are allowed to use email. Just as long as there are no attachments.
Reddit, no matter how much I love cake... ...I would never dessert you.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
Wanna hear a fun fact about the Titanic? The pool is still full.

Fun Facts Jokes

Here is a list of funny fun facts jokes and even better fun facts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
Fun Fact: ...5/6 people find Russian Roulette harmless.
Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky.
Fun Fact: If you drink the inside of the magic 8 ball, you can see the future. My friend did it one and he said "I think I'm gonna die."
10 minutes later he actually did!
Fun fact: the first french fries weren't made in France They were made in Greece
Fun fact: No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
Just let that sink in.
Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.
Fun fact: When people read "Fun fact" they must click the post
Fun fact about root beer You can turn it into regular beer by pouring it into a square cup.
Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/

Making Fun Of People Jokes

Here is a list of funny making fun of people jokes and even better making fun of people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
Don't make fun of people who stammer They're just going through a phrase.
As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids. I don't like to joke about dead people.
We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already
Don't make fun of people for being short, That's beneath you.
I'm so sick of people making fun of the United States Don't they know we're the third best country in North America?
Black people making fun of Confederates for losing the war... Like they were doing any better at the time.
Everyone keeps on complaining about my offensive jokes but, whenever I make fun of mute people they don't even say a word!
I have no respect for those in wheel chairs who remain silent when people make fun of their disability Stand up for yourself!

Fun Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny fun kid jokes and even better fun kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
how many Irish mammies does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark. You kids go have your fun.
You can make fun of Kim and Kanye's kid all you want... But that kid is going nowhere but up... And slightly to the left.
Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
Whenever my boss asks, "Having fun yet?" I say, "Are you kidding, this is my Disneyland!"
because my boss is a rat, my co-workers are goofy and this is a Mickey Mouse operation.
I saw a kid crying alone and asked where his parents was. He continued crying louder. Anyways, working at the orphanage is fun.
I want to name my son Orange. That way, the other kids at school won't know how to make fun of him.
How is a bouncy castle and an unvaxxed kid alike Both stop being fun when a nail touches them
I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies.
The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover The real proof that one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover is that math text books have pictures of kids having fun on the front.

Rib-Tickling Fun Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about fun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hilarious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun pranks.

Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a v**...."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

s**... girls are like Wal-Marts

Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"

Finally, a blonde joke I haven't heard before…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!

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C'mon guys don't make fun of Amber Heard's lawyer

He probably gets enough a**... from her as it is

"The neighbors hate us."

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

A s**... woman sits down next to a guy drinking alone at a bar

She whispers, "You look like you could use a little fun. For $100, I'll do anything you ask me to in three words or less."
The man takes a drink of his beer, then takes out $100 and says, "Paint my house."

A redditor answers the door to find a salesman who's selling encyclopedias

"I don't need those," says the redditor. "I'm very well-informed."
"Oh, that's fortuitous!" replies the salesman, "Just think of how much fun you'll have sifting through them and finding all the errors!"

A blond Joke I've only heard once before.

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
"Because I'm the Goalie!"

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."

A Dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don't know if it translates well

A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
What is this queue for?
Just for fun says the women.
But what if I don't want to stand in the queue? The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies that's what the other queue is for

I had a job offer in Newark, but I heard it's dangerous...

So I called a friend of a friend who lives there. He said, "It has a bad reputation, but if you use basic caution and common sense, it can be a fun, vibrant place to live."
I said, "Cool! By the way, what do you do there?"
He said, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."

My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary...

Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer...

Plus it's super fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

There once was a boy named "Odd."

People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama?

One gets made fun of for the color of his skin, and the other is Barack Obama!

LEGO bricks are like b**......

...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits!
(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do w**... and Walmart have in common?

We all make fun of them, but when we're inside one at 4am we're glad they're around.

"Drive that thing like you stole it!"

One Friday night, when I was a teenager getting ready to go out, my Dad handed me the car keys and said, "Have fun, son. And remember. Drive that thing like you stole it!"
Upset, my Mom immediately asked why he would say such a reckless thing to his teenager.
To which my Dad replied, "Trust me, Sweetie. If he stole a car, he'd be driving the speed limit, using his turn signals, stopping at red lights, and heading home as soon as possible to avoid the attention of the cops."

Two Finnish guys are sitting in a ferry, drinking v**.....

After a few hours of drinking one of the Finns says This was fun
The other one replies:
Are we here to drink, or are we here to talk?

When my wife and I got married,

we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have s**... with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.

The neighbors hate us.

My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.

**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend

I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly r**...."
What fun that was...

why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?

Cause she's probably thick and tired of it

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though

Hippies.

Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.

My girlfriend is always complaining that I make fun of her weight all the time.

I just wish she'd just lighten up a little.

Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because he's thick and tired of it

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.

It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

A Comedian in Russia.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

I need a funny punchline...

My bf is going on a trip and I thought it'd be fun to give him a joke and tell the punchline when he gets home. Only thing is we were on a time crunch and I just said the first thing that came to mind which was:
What do you call a sheep with 3 legs?
I have absolutely no idea so if anyone can think of a punchline for this please help me.
An original joke for you as thanks:
Why was the caribou wearing a disguise?
He wanted to remain anonymoose.

I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.

I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally p**... your pants,

but he's still making fun of me.

I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...

So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Mess with someone's mind

Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?"

This actually just happened...

*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!

Mother-in-law

Oh, I didn't expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn't it your mother-in-law's f**... today?
Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.

Racism and Nickelback are very similar

It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.

One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore.

Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m**....

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say

"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"

I was sick of my wife always making fun of my c**... sense of directions...

... so I packed my things and right!

Did you hear about the man who was obsessed with magic mushrooms?

He was known as the fun guy … 🍄

4 people were about to have s**...

I think they were in f**... fun

Hey, I'm new to this Sub, and think I'm going to have a lot of fun here!

said the lettuce leaf foolishly. He was yet to come to terms that he, and eveyone else in this Sub, are going to be eaten.