Fun Family Jokes
31 fun family jokes and hilarious fun family puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun family that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fun Family Short Jokes
Short fun family jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun family humour may include short family friendly jokes also.
- What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?
~A large pizza can feed a family of four. - Scientists announced a new family fun maze covered in vantablack to help raise awareness about the new product... ...there were no survivors :/
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Fun Family One Liners
Which fun family one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun family? I can suggest the ones about christmas family and family day.
- I nudged a girl and now her family is suing me Cruises aren't all the fun they used to be
- Alabama Bring your family, you'll have tons of fun
- What do you call a board game for a family that lives underground? "Fun for hole family."
- What does Dracula say when he takes his family on a road trip? RV having fun yet?
- Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard.
- Necrophilia is like vacation Fun for the whole family.
- i**... is like a board game It's fun for the whole family!
- i**...! It's fun for the whole family!
- i**...: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!
- s**... is like a jigsaw... ...it's more fun with the family.
- i**... o**... Fun for the whole family
- Why isn't i**... more widely practiced? I mean, it's fun for the whole family
Cheerful Fun Family Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about fun family you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean family reunion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun family pranks.
Tried translating a joke from Latvian.
John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun, and comes back ecstatic. His neighbor
Tolya asks him what he saw there.
"Well, I saw a giraffe."
"What's a giraffe?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but really tall and with a long neck."
"Okay, what else?"
"Zebra."
"Zebra?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but with stripes."
"Okay, what else then?"
"I saw a hippo. "
"What's that?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Like a horse, but big and fat."
"Hm. Okay. Anything else?"
"Yes... a crocodile."
"What's a crocodile?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Nothing like one."
What did the shirt say to the pants?
What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)
Why do women have babies? [First] [Terrible Xmas Joke from 95 Year old Grandpa]
Because they take it too seriously when men poke them in good fun.
I know, I know, this is absolutely terrible. But my 95 year old grandpa just said it at his birthday dinner with the rest of the family around... after hitting on 4 women at the restaurant old enough to be my mother. Oy.
An odd joke
Once there was a guy whose parents named him Odd. All through school, Odd was made fun of for his odd name. Eventually, as an grown man, he found a beautiful woman to marry and raise a family with. During a summer day in their 70s, Odd told his wife as they sat in the living room that he had never liked his odd name. He told her that, when he died, she should just put his birthday and date of death on the grave, without his name. Sure enough, several years later, Odd passed away. His wife did as he had requested, and buried him, putting only his birthday and date of death on the gravestone. But it was futile. To this day, people still walk by the grave and say:
"Isn't that Odd?"
So an engaged couple die in a car c**......
A very tragic occasion merely a week before their wedding, they were sorely missed by their family. Shortly after their deaths, they meed St. Peter, guarding the pearly entrance to heaven. They were both good people, led fulfilling lives, and so he has no problem letting them in to heaven, and even states that they are free to live together in heaven, encouraging them to get married. After a few days of life there, free of their earthly problems, they decide they want to take up the offer and seal the bond. They have several days of happiness, have great s**..., and love each-others company. However after a few days, they get kinda bored, and decide to ask St. Peter for a new TV. Peter grants them their wish, telling them:
"This is Heaven, you can have whatever you want!"
So they watch their new TV happily together for several days, until they find that they, once again are bored. They decide on sports, and return to St. Peter. They tell him they want to get basketball lessons. He agrees, and after searching for several days, finds a basketball player to teach them to play. They have tons of fun playing basketball together for a while, until they get bored and realize that they just arent for each other. They return to St. Peter with the request to get divorced. He says
"Gee, thats kinda tough. It was hard enough finding a basketball player, I doubt theres 1 lawyer up here!"