Fun Fair Jokes

13 fun fair jokes and hilarious fun fair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun fair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fun Fair Short Jokes

Short fun fair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun fair humour may include short funfair jokes also.

  1. Covid is canceling out all of these fun events like Circus's, rodeos, and concerts. In about a month, it will really be no Fair.
  2. Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife. I had a great time riding her in to battle!

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Fun Fair One Liners

Which fun fair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun fair? I can suggest the ones about state fair and amusement park.

  1. The inventor of auto correct died today. His fun fair is next monkey
  2. Eating my cooking is like going to the fair. It looks fun, but you'll probably just p**....

Fun Fair Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fun fair you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carnival jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun fair pranks.

A son asks his father

Son: Dad, what do I give my
girlfriend as a Christmas gift?
Dad : How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in complexion.
Dad : Give her my number.


The word of the day is "just."
"Just" is a fun word, because it can mean both "absolutely" and "barely."
That's just fantastic.
That's just enough.
"Just" may also be used to regard something as fair or deserved.
The judgement was just.
His reward was just.
It may also reference a recent event.
The game just started.
Which is fun, because "just now" (barely now) can mean "just."
So, "The just, just, just, just penalty just came in," is a grammatically correct sentence if regarding "the barely fair, entirely deserved penalty recently came in."
And that, my friends, was the word of the day.

So we're telling our grandfathers jokes? Alright then.

My grandfather was a doctor, so he had some fun ones. This was one of his favorite:
A boy was born mostly healthy, but with a strange mutation that left him with no left eyelid. The doctors were a bit stunned at first, but called in a plastic surgeon to consult. They needed to figure out a way to protect and keep the eye moist, but how?
Finally the surgeon proposed an unorthodox idea: he suggested that if they circumcised the boy, they could fashion the f**... into a serviceable eyelid.
The parents consented, and off they went to surgery. Two hours later, the plastic surgeon appeared, looking tired but fairly content.
"How did it go?" the parents asked with concern.
The surgeon replied, "Well, he's a bit cockeyed, but I don't think anyone will notice."

Cat Race

In a competitive but fun way to decide which nation was better, Britain and France decided to have a cat race. The French cat was called un deux t**..., and the British cat called one two three. Whichever cat made it across the British channel first would win and by doing so would crown their nation superior to the other.
Well, the race started out fairly slowly, but soon things picked up. One two three cat was very fast and easily made it across the channel first, winning the race. Unfortunately, une deux t**... quatre cinq.

So I was playing Golf toady.

I was solo and decided just to get partnered up at the Club house. After a little bit I was partnered with this fairly lovely lady. We went out playing and started chatting it up. We were laughing and talking and finding out we have a lot in common. though all the fun though we were not actually playing very well. By the time we got to the 18th hole we both had pretty difficult putts ( I was 25 feet on a bad lie and she was slightly closer on the same lie )
I had been enjoying my time with her so much I made her a deal. I told her if I made the putt I would take her out to dinner ( if she didn't mind ) at one of the best restaurants on the island. I lined up and hit the ball after a tense moment the ball passed the cup but stopped and rolled back dropping in.
I guess she didn't want to be out done, so she turns to me and says. " If I make this putt, after dinner I will invite you back to my place for drinks. We can relax in my hot tub and drink Champagne and see what happens from there, but only if I make this putt."
Hearing her proposal I quickly walk up to her and ask her to let me help her line up the putt. She agrees. So I walk up to her ball bending down and pick it up, then handing it back to her. She looks at me and asks me what am I doing? I look back at her with a straight face and tell her " That's a gimmie if I ever saw one "

So, Alex had two parrots named Bob and Jim.

Alex was an older gentlemen, retired and fairly religious with lots of time on his hands. He figured it'd be fun to pass his time teaching the parrots to pray the rosary.
Alex went to his church, got a two small sets of rosary beads, gave them to Bob and Jim and got to work. After months of patience and no small amount of personal spiritual meditation, Bob and Jim could work the beads and recite all the prayers of the rosary.
Now, Alex wasn't *that* religious, which is why the first place he took Bob and Jim was the bar to show his friends, but sure enough one thing lead to another, and soon Alex found himself going from church to church across the country introducing folks to his praying parrots.
Alex was having the time of his life! He was so pleased with his adventures that he decided to teach more birds to pray. He went shopping, and found the most beautiful, brightly colored female parrot he'd ever seen. No sooner did he bring the new parrot in the door did he hear Bob say "Hey Jim! Throw out them d**...' beads! We finally got what we was prayin' for!"

London Lawyer v Glasgow Cop

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Registration, Please.
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer and says,
"Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
This isn't actually i**... in Scotland (beating lawyers, not failing to come to a stop :P ), but the joke is still funny