Fun Facts Jokes

100 fun facts jokes and hilarious fun facts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fun facts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Fun Facts Short Jokes

Short fun facts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fun facts humour may include short interesting facts jokes also.

  1. Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
  2. A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?" "For drinking." replies the cop.
    "Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

    (credit to "Fact and Fun" on youtube)
  3. Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.
  4. Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director? Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"
  5. Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
  6. Fun history fact: The trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline" . . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
  7. Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released So, that means two American Idiots came out that day
  8. Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year. when will it everest
  9. Fun fact: It is confirmed that monks are allowed to use email. Just as long as there are no attachments.
  10. Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

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Fun Facts One Liners

Which fun facts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fun facts? I can suggest the ones about fun fact and trivia.

  1. Fun fact: You can't breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile :)
  2. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
  3. Reddit, no matter how much I love cake... ...I would never dessert you.
  4. Wanna hear a fun fact about the Titanic? The pool is still full.
  5. Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
  6. Fun Fact: ...5/6 people find Russian Roulette harmless.
  7. Fun fact: the first french fries weren't made in France They were made in Greece
  8. Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.
  9. Fun fact: When people read "Fun fact" they must click the post
  10. Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you.
  11. I told my son a fun fact about the Nile He asked me "source?"
    I answered Lake Victoria
  12. Here a fun fact, the Soviet Union didn't use land mines, They used land ours.
  13. Fun fact! Irish soups only use 239 beans If they used one more, it would be two-fahrty...
  14. Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany ! Go back to work !
  15. Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola
    wakka wakka

Fun Facts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fun facts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shocking facts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fun facts pranks.

John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, "Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he asked excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm.'" John was pleased until he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

Fun fact for you...

5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios...

Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!

A man in Texas is driving with twenty penguins in the bed of his pickup…

…when he is stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper approaches and tells the man that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo immediately as they are non-native and not registered to the man as pets. Right away, officer, replies the man, and off he goes.
The following day, the same man is driving on the same road with the same twenty penguins in the bed of his truck. This time, however, the penguins are all wearing sunglasses and straw hats. Sure enough, the man is stopped by the same officer. After pulling the man over, the officer approaches.
What is the meaning of this? I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday, why are they still in the bed of your truck? Did you really think these disguises would fool me?
They're not disguises, officer, you see I DID take them to the zoo yesterday—in fact, we had so much fun, we're going to the beach today.

Fun fact

Nigeria has .6 people per capita.

Some Fun Facts

It's a well known fact that *Don't Stop Believing* is the number one song played at weddings.
A lesser known fact is that the song most played at funerals is *Don't Stop Bereaving*
Which, coincidentally, is the number one song played at Asian weddings.

Fun fact:

All of the seasons were named after coils of metal.
Except for summer and winter. And fall.

Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a m**...

I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University

Fun Fact

By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share.

Fun fact about Germany...

Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany

Fun fact: 117% of people don't get how percentages work.

Fun fact: Did you know that h**... is Roman for 'high five'?

Pass it on - or, rather, don't.

Fun Fact

5 out of 6 participants enjoy gang r**...

Fun Fact: The term h**... is actually Roman for High Five

Pass it on...then again maybe not.

Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end...

Then that person would die.

I just got subscription to a Magazine About lettuce...

...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!

Fun fact of life about Melissa George

She starred in the Australian series "The Slap"

I should buy a wingsuit

It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. But actually, I'm so happy about that. In fact, I'm on cloud nine!

Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than-

-crashed submarines in the sky.

Fun Fact

It's really hard to be a single mother when you're a male teenager.

Fun fact:

Fun fact: there's more air planes in the sea then there is submarines in the sky.

Fun fact: there are obese people outside the USA

yeah, fat americans on vacation...

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke a hole which it has poked before?

A key.
Fun fact: This joke was invented by the Anglo Saxon s in the 10th century. Oldest British joke ever.

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

Fun fact about bleach

Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

Right before colliding with an iceberg...

The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."

[Fun Fact] A man called Gregory Nemitz claimed ownership of an asteroid before NASA landed on it...

He then proceeded to issue NASA a US $20 parking ticket for parking on the Asteroid.

Theseus was expecting a major tour around the Labyrinth.

Instead, he was met with a minor tour
(Fun fact, I completely invented this joke, and I don't think it exists anywhere else on the internet)

Fun Fact..

You can both, be a vegan and shut the f**...-up.

Here are some fun facts about vegans:

Fun fact for all of you that don't like Beards...

They grow on you.

Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards...

... but he's strong to the Finnish!

Fun fact: There are more airplanes in the ocean...

Than there are submirines in the sky.

Fun fact: if you take a man, remove all of his blood vessels and lay them out end to end...

He'll die

Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.

Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.

Fun fact: Mr Spock actually had three ears.

*The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear*

FUN FACT: people who aren't vaccinated have a 0% chance of getting autism!

Because they're dead.

Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt.

A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.

A friend from the USA has problems differentiating states and countries...

So I explained to him that Georgia is a state, but Georgia on the other hand is a country.
Fun fact: It's no joke, that really happened, unfortunately.

Fun fact

when a person comes second in mario kart they can feel twice the pain of a woman giving birth

Fun fact: Gauge Theory is the instantaneous rate of change calculated off a pre established baseline. A 12 gauge is how Kurt Cobain died.

Fun fact

Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Island - S is silent
After hearing my jokes - Everyone is silent

Pearl Necklace Norway joke

Rebel Wilson: Fun fact, a pearl necklace means something different in Norway.

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
Just let that sink in.

Fun fact: 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

93% of American adults think chocolate milk should come from white male cows.

My dad tried to translate a joke from Spanish to English once.

His English translation:
There was a man driving his Mercedes on a deserted road at night. He reached an old rickety bridge that didn't look strong enough to hold his car. He got out and went to inspect the bridge, and stomped all the way to the other side to make sure it was safe. He decided it was, and turned back to his car and said Mercedes, come.
That's is that's the joke.
Fun fact, in Spanish, the word for -come- is ven and in Spanish, the v sound is pronounced more like the b sound. Mercedes Benz... get it.
Not all jokes translate well.

Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds?

Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/

Fun fact:

69% of men find a s**... meaning in every joke

FUN FACT: If you sneeze and f**... at the same time...

Your body takes a screenshot.

Fun facts about England

Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

I ran out of toilet paper

and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Fun Fact, in the country I was born we really used leaves as toilet paper

Fun fact: Having friends gives you memory loss.

I read this in a textbook on page 53 at 4:37 PM on Friday May 12, 2006

I tried telling my 4 year old nephew that it's perfectly fine to accidentally p**... your pants…

But he's not buying it. In fact, he's still making fun of me

Just saw a fun fact that said, "Babies are more likely to be born on Tuesdays."

As opposed to what? ADULTS being born on Tuesdays?

So two men are in coffins, one of them hears a sound, so he says to the other: are you coffin in there?

Fun fact: this is how they tested if my laughing gas was working at the dentist. I laughed my but off so they knew it was working.

Fun fact about root beer

You can turn it into regular beer by pouring it into a square cup.

Fun Fact: If you drink the inside of the magic 8 ball, you can see the future.

My friend did it one and he said "I think I'm gonna die."
10 minutes later he actually did!

A man is talking to a woman and he asks for a fun fact about her. she tells him "I am missing all my toes". the man says, "I'm sorry but I can't date you". The woman asks why and the man responds:

I am lactose intolerant.

Fun Fact: Spiders can tell the difference between someone blowing on their web and the wind.

But that may just be because the wind isn't warm and sticky...