Fumes Jokes
5 fumes jokes and hilarious fumes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fumes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Fumes Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good fumes joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed.
I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.
I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking
You could say I am running on fumes.
A Lady was conducting her Anti-Drinking campaign outside a bar......
A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes.
The Lady asked him :"Tell me. If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor, do you think the Lord will let you in?"
"My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind."
A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...
He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.
That was not the reaction he was hoping for.
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Why did the m**... addict lose the race?
He was running on fumes.
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