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Blonde gets caught speeding.

The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: Let me see your driver's license.
Driver: What's that?
Cop: A square thing with your picture on it.
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says,
I'm gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn't know you were a cop.
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Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time......

.....waiting to pop drunk drivers.
A man comes out of the bar, and he is obviously in rough shape. He is weaving all over the place, and almost falls when he trips on a curb. He fumbles with his car keys for almost two minutes, dropping them several times before he finally unlocks his car. He gets in, starts the car, and drives off.
Needless to say, the cops follow him: for several miles. The man's driving was flawless, perfect and in accordance with all traffic laws.
Finally, they decide to pull him over anyway. They turn on their lights. He pulls over instantly. They ask him to step out of the car; he calmly complies. They check his license; it is valid, and clean. They give him several field sobriety tests, each harder than the last. He passes all with flying colors.
The two cops look at each other, then the man, and ask "Sir, you aren't drunk, are you?"
"No, I'm not," says the man.
"Then why were you acting drunk when you left the bar?"
"I'm tonight's DD."
"Designated Driver?"
"No, I'm the Designated Decoy. All of my drunk friends drove off the other way."

A young girl walks in on her dad peeing...

The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says "don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."

Maths teacher - Johnny, what's 2+2?

*Johnny counts on his fingers....*
Johnny - FOUR, miss?
Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?
*Johnny fumbles around..*
Johnny - SIX, miss?
Math teacher - yes, that's right..but you're still counting on your fingers...
Put your hand in your pockets and tell me what's 5+5?
*Johnny fumbles around his pockets...*
Johnny - ELEVEN, Miss??

How to cheat on a blonde and get away with it.

A blonde woman suspects her husband is cheating on her so she buys a handgun and goes home early. Sure enough, she catches him in bed with another woman. The blonde fumbles in her purse and pulls out the gun. At first, she points the gun at her husband but out of distraught, she turns the gun on herself. The husband yells, "No honey. Don't..." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next".

A man summons his nurse in the recovery room

He pulls her close and asks Are my t**... black?
The nurse, is somewhat taken aback but lifts the bedsheets to check, moves some stuff around and says No.
A while later the nurse comes back in and is again asked can you please check and see if my t**... are black?
Again the nurse lifts the bedsheets and fumbles around a bid and reports that they are just fine and not to worry.
The man pulls her closer, clears his t**... and repeats slowly I said please check and see if my test results are back!


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