The Best 9 Fulltime Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fulltime jokes. There are some fulltime donuts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fulltime temp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fulltime Jokes and Puns

A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

My best friend is a full-time professional sleep walker.

He's living the dream.

I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Someone just asked me if I was interested in a job as a full-time PHP Developer.

I said, "Not even remotely."


They say a good woman will cook and clean for you.

That's why i married a part time Chef and a full-time janitor

My Nookie Days Are Over

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal, is now my waterspout.

Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full-time job, to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!

My first job…

I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working for my parents as their daughter.

I was profoundly liberal before

I moved out and got a full-time job

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fulltime salary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fulltime moved piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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