Full Moon Jokes
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Funniest Full Moon Short Jokes
Short full moon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The full moon humour may include short moon phase jokes also.
- A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable
Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon
She took out her spoon
And drank herself under the table. - I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
- Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
- On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest... So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
- What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- A couple of cosmonauts were heading to the moon when the unexpectedly turned around Turns out the moon was full
- My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.
- Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon? Its an easier target.
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Yes. Its incredibly lame. - baby you are like a full moon on a cloudless night you should be able to kill vampires but you don't i just can't understand why
- Once a man went to a rocket station and asked for ticket to the moon. The attendant said, " Sorry sir, the moon is full just now."
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Full Moon One Liners
Which full moon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with full moon? I can suggest the ones about moon eclipse and solar eclipse.
- What do little shops become at full moon? Werehouses
- Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full.
- What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse.
- Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- What did the werewolf make on the night of the full moon? A roux.
- Which kind of building should you stay clear of on a full moon? A warehouse
- Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full.
- What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon? A lunatic
- My roommate is an underwearwolf. Every full moon, he puts on clothes.
- Why do werewolves only transform at full moon? Because it is just a phase after all.
- I saw a full moon last night. My wife walked out of McDonald's.
- What do you call someone who hides from the full moon? A Werewaldo
- What is bigger the sun or the moon Half moon or full moon?
- Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons
Cheeky Full Moon Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about full moon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high tide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make full moon pranks.
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.
Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?
A: See you next month!
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Why you should never end a sentence with a preposition.
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a
nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, s**... and took a spoonful of the medicine. Then he invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. Then she asked, "What was the '1-2-3' for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, s**..., took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. At about 3:30 in the morning Sherlock wakes up Watson and says to him:
"Look up into the sky, Watson, what do you see?"
Watson replies,"I see that it is very clear out, and that the moon is full."
"And what do you deduct from that, Watson?" Sherlock asks.
"I deduct that is is about 3:30 in the morning, and that tomorrow will be a clear, sunny day. tomorrow night the moon will begin to wane," Watson answered. Then he asked," what do you deduct from that, Sherlock?" Sherlock replied:
WATSON YOU IDIOT, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!
The earth and the moon
The earth and the moon have a pretty decent relationship. Sure it has its ups and downs but you could say their relationship is pretty ecliptic and Id say since their last down its come full turn.
Note: I am aware this is terrible.
All Pedro wanted was weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's lo ok at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! In advance😉😉
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Tractor Accident
A guy named Matt was obsessed with tractors. He would enter tractor competitions, he would collect tractor figures, he loved tractors.
One day he decides to enter a competition, but this time he is the judge. To win the competition, the tractor has to pull as much weight as it can up a 30m hill.
As Matt was watching, the cable broke and swung around, hitting him in the leg. It was a very serious injury and the doctors told him he could never walk again.
A few months later, he meets the love of his life. They decide to go on a honey-moon to Vietnam. They were in a restaurant full of people smoking. Smoke was everywhere. His girlfriend started getting uncomfortable with the smoke, and wanted to leave.
Matt, being a gentleman, offered to help. He huffed, and puffed, he s**... all the smoke from the restaurant, ran outside, and blew it all out. Everyone was speechless. His girlfriend asks, "How did you do that!?".
"I'm an ex-tractor fan"
Full moon 🌕 Half moon 🌓 TOTAL eclipse
Why was the full moon blue last week?
Because it only came twice that month
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Two guys are walking in the woods when
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, on the next full moon, they suddenly change into wolves and run in the woods and kill a deer and do other wolf stuff.
In the morning they wake back up as humans. The first guy starts losing it. Oh my god! He shouts. We are wolves!
The second guys goes to calm him down. No, now, we are humans. We werewolves.
An astronomy joke, kind of...
Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase!
A woman goes to a fortune teller
A woman goes to a fortune teller to have her fortune read. The old fortune teller looks through her crystal ball and then gasps with horror. She says "By the next full moon your husband shall be dead!"
The woman looking disappointed says "I already know that part. Tell me if I'll get convicted or not."
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Young brave wants a s**...
So he goes to his chief and says I want s**....
His chief tells him no, too young. You see tree over in field with little hole in it?
The young brave says he does.
His chief says go practice on tree for two full moons, and then you ready for s**....
The young brave does and comes back a few months later. His chief approves and sends a young s**... to his teepee that night.
15 minutes later a half n**... s**... runs screaming out of the teepee being chased by the young brave waving a stick.
His chief asks what are you doing with big stick!?
Checking for bees!
Two drunk people are walking down a road.
The first one says, "What a beautiful night...look at that bright, full moon." The second man stops and looks at his drunk friends. "You fool, that's the sun, not the moon", he mumbles. Soon, they start arguing.
As they are arguing, they pass by another drunk man. They both stop his ask him, "Can you tell us wether that thing up in the sky is the sun or the moon?"
The drunk man looks up, and then looks back and says, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
The Halloween costume
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
[Posting cause randomly remembered it. Sorry if repost.] 2 friends were talking while having a drink together
Friend 1: my grandpa had a barnhouse so big, if you put a calf through one end, by the time it came out the other end it would be a full grown cow.
Friend 2: my grandpa had a bamboo so big he could move the clouds out of his way so he could see the moon and the stars at night.
Friend 1: You're bluffing. Where'd he even keep a bamboo that big?
Friend 2: In your grandpa's barnhouse.
A guy walks into a bar on Halloween
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
