Full Moon Jokes
60 full moon jokes and hilarious full moon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about full moon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Full Moon Short Jokes
Short full moon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The full moon humour may include short moon phase jokes also.
- A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable
Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon
She took out her spoon
And drank herself under the table. - I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
- Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
- On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest... So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
- What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain? Lycan sub scribe
- A couple of cosmonauts were heading to the moon when the unexpectedly turned around Turns out the moon was full
- My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.
- There once was a vampire named Mable Who's period was ever so stable
So every full moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table - Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon? Its an easier target.
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Yes. Its incredibly lame.
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Full Moon One Liners
Which full moon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with full moon? I can suggest the ones about moon eclipse and moons.
- What do little shops become at full moon? Werehouses
- Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full.
- What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse.
- Why did the moon skip dinner? It was full
- What happens to a house on a full moon? It becomes a warehouse!
- Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- Why didn't the moon finish it's dinner? It was full.
- What did the werewolf make on the night of the full moon? A roux.
- Which kind of building should you stay clear of on a full moon? A warehouse
- Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full.
- What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon? A warehouse.
- What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon? A lunatic
- My roommate is an underwearwolf. Every full moon, he puts on clothes.
- Why do werewolves only transform at full moon? Because it is just a phase after all.
Cheeky Full Moon Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about full moon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean solar eclipse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make full moon pranks.
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.
Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?
A: See you next month!
Vampire limerick
A tad less obvious than most.........
There was a young vampire called Mable,
who's periods were very stable.
Every full moon she would get out a spoon ,
and drink herself under the table.
Why did the werewolf become a proctologist?
He only has to work on full moons
What do you call a werewolf's house after being exposed to a full moon?
A werehouse
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call someone who hides from the full moon?
A Werewaldo
What is bigger the sun or the moon
Half moon or full moon?
There once was a vampire named Mable
Whose periods were quite stable.
One night at full moon,
She sat with a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.
An astronomy joke, kind of...
Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase!
Why do wolves howl at the full moon?
They know the waxing phase is coming next
A woman goes to a fortune teller
A woman goes to a fortune teller to have her fortune read. The old fortune teller looks through her crystal ball and then gasps with horror. She says "By the next full moon your husband shall be dead!"
The woman looking disappointed says "I already know that part. Tell me if I'll get convicted or not."
Once a man went to a rocket station and asked for ticket to the moon.
The attendant said, " Sorry sir, the moon is full just now."
I saw a full moon last night.
My wife walked out of McDonald's.
Two drunk people are walking down a road.
The first one says, "What a beautiful night...look at that bright, full moon." The second man stops and looks at his drunk friends. "You fool, that's the sun, not the moon", he mumbles. Soon, they start arguing.
As they are arguing, they pass by another drunk man. They both stop his ask him, "Can you tell us wether that thing up in the sky is the sun or the moon?"
The drunk man looks up, and then looks back and says, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
The Halloween costume
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
[Posting cause randomly remembered it. Sorry if repost.] 2 friends were talking while having a drink together
Friend 1: my grandpa had a barnhouse so big, if you put a calf through one end, by the time it came out the other end it would be a full grown cow.
Friend 2: my grandpa had a bamboo so big he could move the clouds out of his way so he could see the moon and the stars at night.
Friend 1: You're bluffing. Where'd he even keep a bamboo that big?
Friend 2: In your grandpa's barnhouse.
baby you are like a full moon on a cloudless night
you should be able to kill vampires but you don't i just can't understand why
A guy walks into a bar on Halloween
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
