The Best 20 Fuk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fuk jokes. There are some fuk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fuk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fuk Jokes and Puns

Some dude on the street starts thrusting his hips in the air. I asked what are you doing. He replied...

Fukin nothing.

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

When I was traveling in Japan, I asked a shopkeeper, "This apple is from Fukushima, isn't it?"

"Why do you ask that?" Said the owner.

"Yeah, why do you ask that?" Said the apple.

Q: What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome?

A: Yukanol Fukov.

^^I ^^got ^^banned ^^from ^^a ^^sub ^^for ^^this ^^one. ^^:)

One day in class...

The teacher called 3 native boys and asked which tribe they were from. The first boy said "I am Souix". The second boy said " I am Cherokee". The third boy said "I am Fukowi". Confused, the teacher asked "How do you know?" The boy responded "I was walking with my father on a mountain top, when he stopped, looked around and said 'We're the Fukawi'".

What weapon does a ninja use when he just really don't care..


What are some of your good 'fake names'

Looking for some good joke names like:

Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot

What did the fish say to his friend who lost his wife in the Fukushima disaster?

There's plenty of other fission the sea

My greek friend just got charged with necrophilia

His name was Nick Fukadacarkas

I once told a girl her "traditional" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku.

She said "Gofukurself."

What's the difference between men and women going to the same holiday destination? Women go to phuket men go to fuket.

You can explore fuk reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean fuk dad jokes. There are also fuk puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I fuken pooped.

i fard

Friend- can I ask ya a fukin question?

Me- ya just fukin did

The Fukawi Tribe

There was once a tribe of very short people who lived on an island in very long grass. One day an explorer stumbled upon this large grass covered island and intact discovered the tribe. He was very excited but decided since he was not sure if they were a peaceful people or not he would not engage this time, instead he would come back better equipped in a few days. When he got home he decided to tell his fellow explorers about the tribe he had discovered. He sat with them in a bar and told them all about the island and the long grass and the tiny people. Finishing his story he said so I've discovered this incredible tribe they're new and they're called the Fukawi tribe his best friend astounded said but how did you come up with the name?
Oh I didn't came the reply they named themselves, and when I approached them they kept jumping up yelling we're the Fukawi

A Blanket? It would be a fukkit.

The American Navy


yo mama

yo mama so cool she works in fukusima fulltime now

Fukin' 23 year-olds...

What's the best part of Fuckin' 23 year-olds?
there's 20 of 'em!

Pilot to co-pilot

The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese..'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , mattah...all fukin same.

How the Fukarwe Indians got their Name:

The Fukarwe Indians lived in Utah about 2,000 years ago.

They were a peaceful tribe and lived in Teepees on the prarie.

One day it started raining heavily.......and kept on raining.

The prarie started to flood and they were forced to move to higher ground.

And the rain kept coming......and the tribe had to move to higher and higher ground.

Until they found themselves at the top of a mountain.

And the Chief raised his hands to the Sky and shouted.

Where the Fukarwe!!!!..........z

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fuk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fuk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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