Fuhrer Jokes
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h**... used an astrologist to give him guidance in battle...
One day he told the man, "you've served me well. We are winning battles and the war and I'm very pleased with your work. Your ability to predict the future is amazing. But there's one thing I wondered about and wanted to ask you."
How can I serve you mein Fuhrer?
"Do you know what day I'm going to die?"
Of course.
"Well, what day am I going to die?"
Sir, you are going to die on a Jewish holiday.
"Mein gott! That's terrible. What Jewish holiday am I going to die on?"
Any day you die is going to be a Jewish holiday.
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h**... is in his Bunker
One day, h**... is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks h**..., clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies h**..., "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says h**..., "then send two divisions."
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h**... goes to France
As he reaches the immigration desk, the clerk reviews his passport and asks, "Name?"
The fuhrer whispers, "Adolf h**..."
"Occupation?"
h**... shakes his head... "No, just visiting".
German Mining Company
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
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What did the German general say to the fuhrer when ice chunks started to damage the planes?
hail, h**...!
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Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for h**...?
He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches.
Welcome to Deutschland!
Population: Fuhrer
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I asked an old Jewish friend of mine about inviting n**...'s to my wedding.
He said "with the n**...'s, the fuhrer the better"
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It must have been terrifying to be h**...'s barber
If you messed up his mustache... You can't imagine the fuhrer!
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What kind of jacket did h**... wear?
A fuhrer coat
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