Fuels Jokes

Funniest Fuels Short Jokes

Short fuels jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fuels humour may include short jet fuel jokes also.

1. Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when paying? You have got the carownervirus
2. In a couple weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day April Fuels!
3. I think it's smart for Texans to remove books from libraries... They're going to need more fuel for the fires after the Power Grid fails again
4. SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
5. I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm.
6. for all the ladies waiting for their prince on a white horse Keep up your hopes. With price of fuel it could happen any day now
7. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April fuels joke.
8. Apparently I've been banned from the gas station for playing 'The Who' too loudly on my car stereo... I won't get fueled again.
9. In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices. It's true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme
10. If you are feeling sick and sweating while fueling up your car... ...you may have carownervirus.

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Fuels One Liners

Which fuels one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fuels? I can suggest the ones about gasoline and petrol.

1. What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar
2. What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery
3. If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel.
4. We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme.
5. What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? steam.
   I'm so sorry.
6. Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence.
7. Which Spicegirl can carry the most fuel? Geri can
8. What do you call it when a boomer pushes their broken car down the road? Fossil fuel
9. Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel.
10. Yo Mama's so fat I had to swerve to miss her in my car and I ran out of fuel
11. My wife drinks gasoline on this specific date. April Fuels.
12. Finally going to refuel my car.. It's April Fuels Day.
13. Have you heard the story about the dinosaur who found love? It hit me right in the fuels.
14. Have you heard of Mussolini's herbal locomotive fuel? He made the trains run on thyme.
15. What fuel do birds use to fly? Geesel

Fossil Fuels Jokes

Here is a list of funny fossil fuels jokes and even better fossil fuels puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.
• I'm starting an activist group to support the use of fossil fuels. Join the coalalition today!
• Today I learned that burning fossil fuels... is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Fun-Filled Fuels Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about fuels you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean no fuel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fuels pranks.