Fuel Tank Jokes
10 fuel tank jokes and hilarious fuel tank puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fuel tank that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fuel Tank Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good fuel tank joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Four engineers in a car...
Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"
Why did the gas station put propane in the gas tanks?
April fuels!
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke...
That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
TIL that one of the problems in spaceflight is "outgassing", which is the release of extra gases from fuel tanks and affects the craft's trajectory, etc.
TIL I am a spaceship.
What did the turkey say to the fuel less car?
Happy tanks-giving!
This isn't a beer belly,
it's a fuel tank for a love machine.
Where are all the dinosaurs?
In my fuel tank
Space monkeys
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.
As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!
At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!
At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.
Another two hours later mission control announced, This is mission control to the astronaut…
At this the astronaut responded I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.
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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.
Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "b**..., I could grow an extra arm before you could!"
So they both hop the fence and start running around the reactor. The security guard chases them, but he's 83 years old. Bob dives in the cooling tank, while other Bob licks the giant tower. Other Bob swallows a spent fuel pellet, while Bob rolls around in some yellow powder. Suddenly, and simultaneously, third arms sprout out of both of their chests. They look at each other. "God d**..., a tie?"
At this point the old security guard hobbles up. "When will your generation learn," he wheezes. "There are never any winners in a nuclear arms race."
my car's fuel economy is not doing so good...
as a matter of fact, it's tanking
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