Fuel Efficiency Jokes
5 fuel efficiency jokes and hilarious fuel efficiency puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fuel efficiency that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
Why did the automotive engineer scream at his Toyota during his fuel efficiency experiments?
He was a car berater!
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A German, an American and an Englishman are standing by the sea...
They're talking about their military's efficiency. The American boldly claims "Our American submarines can last a month under water without ever having to go up!".
The Englishman laughs and says "That's nothing. Our Royal Navy submarines can last half a year under water without ever having to go up!"
Both look at the German who remains silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges before them and a man jumps out shouting: "Heil h**..., we need fuel!".
A man hears the phone ringing...
A man hears the phone ringing while he is in his sports team change room, he picks it up.
"Hey honey, I saw a really nice dress for $1000, can I buy it? It looks really nice" said the voice.
"Sure, go ahead if you like it so much" the man says.
"Thanks, and also the car we looked at last week for $89,000, no one else is buying it, can I buy it? It's really fuel efficient" the voice replies"
"You can buy that too" the man replies again.
"Thank you, just one last thing, the house we looked at last month has dropped from $1.5 million to $1.4, I'm sure it'll be fine, can I buy that too?" the voice responds.
"You may buy the house" the man says.
"Thank you so much honey" the voice says then hangs up.
Astonished the mans teammates are looking at the man, eyes wide and mouth open. The man looks at them holding the phone out and asks "Does anyone know who's phone this is?"
What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?
Snow Petrol!
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