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Fudge Jokes

23 fudge jokes and hilarious fudge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fudge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article gives the skinny on fudge jokes. From Uranus fudge to classic Cadbury cakes, you'll find the most outrageous puns in the world of cacao. Read on to see why we can't get enough of this sweet treat humor!

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Funniest Fudge Short Jokes

Short fudge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fudge humour may include short fuzz jokes also.

  1. Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? WHO knew!
  2. My mom doesn't like it when I eat a lot of sweets So whenever she asks me how much I've had I just fudge the numbers.
  3. I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip. I fudged a Brownie.
  4. I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge.
  5. Thank god Green Bay is known for their cheese. The fudge packers just doesn't have the same ring.
  6. Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
  7. It's hard to take a test with chocolate all over your hands. But it's okay... You can just fudge some of the answers.
  8. What did one robber say to the other after stealing 20 tons of Nutella? Let's get the fudge out of here!

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Fudge One Liners

Which fudge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fudge? I can suggest the ones about fiddle and pudding.

  1. [OC]What do death eaters eat for dessert ? Cornelius Fudge
  2. Kevin Spacey is doing a remake of K-Pax... It's called Fudge-Pax.
  3. What's a gay guy's favourite job Packing fudge
  4. Where do you get the best fudge? Uranus of course.
  5. What do you call a hot fudge sunday stuck on a remote island? Desserted.
  6. What do you call a gay alpaca? A fudge-paca.
  7. What do you call a fat black person? A fudge round
  8. What do you call a gay football player from Green Bay? A f**...
  9. Did you hear about the p**... that worked in the fudge factory? He packed it in

Fudge joke, Did you hear about the p**... that worked in the fudge factory?

Humorous Fudge Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about fudge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jello jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fudge pranks.

Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.

They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.
The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting...

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go hunting...

The three see a buck a little distance away.
The physicist makes a quick, back-of-the-envelope calculation, assuming an ideal bullet and neglecting wind resistance, and then fires. The bullet lands 10 meters in front of the buck.
The engineer has been doing his own calculations, adding in wind resistance and adding a fudge factor to include wind variations, Coriolis forces, and other, unknown variables. He fires, and the round lands 10 meters behind the buck.
The statistician jumps up and yells, "We got him!"

Male or Female Fudge?

During the Holidays my Aunt comes up to me and ask if I would like some fudge. I enthusiastically agree.
>Her: "Male Fudge or Female Fudge?"
>Me: "What's the difference?"
>Her: "Male Fudge has nuts!"

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician goes hunting.

The physicist sees a deer and calculates a trajectory in a vacuum and pulls the trigger.
The bullet falls short.
The engineer, seeing this, adds in some fudge and calculates high, overshooting the deer by a similar amount.
The statistician exclaims, "We got it!"

A man hobbles into a McDonald's

A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.
The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".
"No." He says, "Hip replacement".

Donald and Melania Trump walk into a restaurant

They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.
Good afternoon, can I take your order please?
Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet
Just desserts Mr President?
Yes, Just Desserts

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

Job at a Cadbury's factory ..

>I had a job putting fudge bars in to boxes. I had to quit though because every time someone would walk past they would say,
>"Oh packing fudge are we?"
>Or
>"Hey up, he's packing fudge again."
>Since then I've applied for a job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts.
>I'm hoping the name calling will stop now.
TBH. I don't get the joke and it's annoying me. Can someone explain the obvious wordplay I'm missing??

Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....

So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"

Fudge joke, Thank god Green Bay is known for their cheese.