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Short fucker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fucker humour may include short jokes also.

  1. On the news tonight they said a skull-f**... was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him.
  2. I thought condoms stopped you from having children? I bought my son a pack for his birthday but the f**...'s still around.
  3. What do you call a cousin-f**... in the U.S? A r**....
    What do you call a cousin-f**... in Europe?
    Your Majesty.
  4. A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother f**........whoooooooooooooo

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What funny jokes about fucker you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fucker prank.

How do you say m**...' in ancient greek?

Oedipus.

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

What do you say when you step on a snake?

FUCKINGFUCKERMOTHERSONAFUCKINGSHITFUCK

What did Samuel L. Jackson say when he met Oedipus?

'What's up, m**...?'

What does Samuel L Jackson call Father's day as?

m**...'s Day

Heineken free beer joke

I just pulled in a quick trip today and this guy says to me. "Hey, do you want a free twelve pack of Heineken?"
Me "Yeah, sure I will take it."
He says "Come over here. You can have a twelve-pack of Heineken if you let me touch your d**...."
I was "Touch my d**...?! What do you mean?"
He answered, "I want to hold it, grab it, pad it..."
After this, I said "Dude, total f**... out there" while drinking my Heineken.

Today I leaned it is not appropriate to call your brothers boyfriend

A brotherfucker.

Do you know why we don't have a m**...'s day ?

Cuz it's called Father's day....

Who do I have to talk to to get father's day changed...

To m**...'s day?

Alfred the Great may have been the greatest monarch

But you know who was the worst? Richard the Goatfucker.

What did my cow say when I stepped on her tail?

Mooootherfucker!

My friend asked me about my thoughts on Christopher Nolan

Oh you mean the guy that wrote Mind Fuckery Dreams? And then More Space less Mindfuck but Make You Cry?

Samuel L. Jackson helped me build a new PC.

He installed the motherfuckerboard (or muthafuckaboard?)

What do exasperated wizards call their foes?

Mugglefuckers

Faith healer visits a small town

And sets up a prayer meeting. All the faithful are there and are ready for a miracle.
One man hobbles up and says "I've been lame since I was a boy. Can I be healed?"
The preacher says "All who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain"
Another man walks up and says "C-c-can you c-c-c-cure a stuttttttter?"
Preacher says "all who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain"
The preacher starts praying then tells the lame man, "throw out your crutches". Two crutches come flying out from behind the curtain. The crowd goes wild!
Then the preacher asks the stutterer "tell us in a loud clear voice, what are you seeing?"
A voice comes from behind the curtain,
"the f-f-f**... f-f-fell flat on his f-f-face"

On the subject of typos...

I and O can be real mitherfuckers.

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