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Every N.W.A song
Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.
A teacher in a Chicago kindergarten class asked...
her class what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
The shortest tribe in the world
The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!
If a Woman says you're "u**..."...
...she means "you're unattractive". If a Man says you're "u**..." it means "you're a Mermaid"
You're so u**... that, if you found a lamp, rubbed it, a genie popped out and you wished to not die a v**......
He'd make you immortal.
How does Samuel L Jackson count?
One muthafucka, two muthafuckas, three muthafuckas...
Why is there a broken phonograph in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Because it was a record player.
I'm tired and rebuilding a Victrola. If this is a repost, then good, all the ancient aliens people can s**... it with their "evidence". Sometimes multiple people just get the same idea for fuckall reason.
What do you get if you cross a blueberry with a raspberry?
A blue\-a**... berry, m**...!
What does an angry chicken say?
f**...-f**...-f**...-fuckawwwf.
What's the french for focusing?
*fuckassing*
Samuel L. Jackson helped me build a new PC.
He installed the motherfuckerboard (or muthafuckaboard?)
Bathroom stall Graffiti
What is the best/worst bathroom stall graffiti you have ever read?
My favorite was in a pulpmill I worked at:
"some days I do fuckall..
Some days I don't do fuckall"
Straight of Beijing...
crazy m**...' f**...' named: Rice Cube
What noise does a pig make?
"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
So I went to the shopping centre to get some milk...
AUSTRALIAN APRIL FOOLS MUTHAFUCKA
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Fucka One Liners
Which fucka one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fucka? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Straight of Beijing... crazy m**...' f**...' named: Rice Cube