The Best 35 Frying Pan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frying Pan jokes. There are some frying pan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frying pan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Frying Pan Jokes and Puns

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away their brooms.

My bacon kept curling in the frying pan

so I took away their little brooms and rocks.

Why is Europe like a frying pan??

They both have Greece at the bottom!!

Marylou

One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" cried the husband.

"I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!" screamed the wife. "Who is she? Are you cheating on me?"

"Honey don't worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.

Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. A few hours later, the wife smacked the husband with a frying pan again.

"What was that for?" said the annoyed husband.

"Your horse called."

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!


How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in you frying pan?

Take away their little brooms.

I just caught my idiot husband trying to fry some sticks

He didn't know it was a non-stick pan

There were 2 sausages in a frying pan.

One sausage says to the other damn it's hot in here! The other sausage says WTF a talking sausage.

Two Squirrels GO Camping

They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,

"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"

in hell

A man goes to hell. They tell him:

-- You have not sinned too much, so we allow you to choose torture yourself.

He goes into the first room and there people are fried in a frying pan. It doesn't suit him and he leaves.
In the second room needles are inserted under the nails.
It hurts too, he says and leaves.

In the third room there are men knee-deep in shit having a smoke.

-- This is for me, although it stinks probably I have no better choice.

He gets into shit. He takes out a cigarette, lights it.
And then he hears:

-- The smoke break is over, finish off eating!

My wife hit me in the face with a frying pan and yelled, "That's for all the cheating!"

She has a weird way of apologising.

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How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar?

You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in.

My roommate scratched my non stick frying pan so I had to get rid of it.

Anyone looking for an apartment?

What do Chinese bears fry dumplings in?

A Pan, Duh!

I find frying pans really hot.

I guess you could say I'm pansexual.

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal

I decided to go for a wok.

Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...

In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.

One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.

The cook looks at it and shakes he head.

"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"

There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery,

and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.

Two sausages are frying in a pan

One sausage turns to the other and says, "Hot enough for you?"
The other sausage screams, "Ohmygod a talking sausage!"


If looks could kill...

...women wouldn't need frying pans.

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up!

Two hotdogs

Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it

Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Only the immature will laugh

A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
"It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!"

Will there be fried foods in heaven?

Of course! God has a pan for each of us

When a member of certain religious fraternities eats scrambled eggs.

It goes out of the frying pan and into the friar.

Two sausages were in a frying pan

One turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other says "Oh my God, a talking sausage!!"

A short one for classical musicians

I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick.

My friend told me the handle on my stir-fry pan needed to be tightened. Then he carried it home and fixed it.

He didn't just talk the torque, he walked the wok.

I tried to fry an egg without utensils...

... it didn't pan out.

What is Peter Pan on death row?

A frying Pan

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What's the difference between a hand and a frying pan?

In the frying pan, the meat shrinks. In the hand, the meat grows.

A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan

The egg turns to the sausage and says it's a bit hot in here!

The sausage replied WOW A TALKING EGG!

How do Chinese people name their child?

They throw their frying pan down the stairs.

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We suggest to use only working frying pan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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