Fryer Jokes
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Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store
I'll call it glazed and confused
I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.
I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
Sounds great! said the health conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as a the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
Wait a minute, those don't look fat free!
They sure are, the cook said. We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.
Its so cold outside
I saw chickens lined up outside of KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer
What do you get when you drop a smart phone into a deep fryer?
An Apple fritter
Fat Free French Fries
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
Sounds great, said the health-conscious boy.
He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
Wait a minute, the boy said. Those don't look fat-free.
Sure they are, the cook said. We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!
When I heard of an air fryer that doesnt use any oil I thought there was no way it would actually fry foods
But then I found out it was full of hot air.
Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer?
They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.
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