The Best 7 Fryer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fryer jokes. There are some fryer fillet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fryer oven puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fryer Jokes and Puns

So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...

And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.

The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."

But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"

"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."

I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.

I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!

Its so cold outside

I saw chickens lined up outside of KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer

Fat Free French Fries

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

Sounds great, said the health-conscious boy.

He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

Wait a minute, the boy said. Those don't look fat-free.

Sure they are, the cook said. We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!

When I heard of an air fryer that doesnt use any oil I thought there was no way it would actually fry foods

But then I found out it was full of hot air.


Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer?

They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a truly dedicated Catholic monk?

A deep fryer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fryer pullet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fryer foods piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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