The Best 36 Frustration Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Frustration jokes. There are some frustration loudly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frustration fury puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frustration Jokes and Puns

A chicken and an egg are in bed together...

After a couple minutes of awkward fumbling, the chicken sits up, turns the light on, and lights a cigarette. With obvious frustration, the egg says, "Well I guess that answers that question."

A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked.

So he threw up his hands in frustration

Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says...

‎'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Frustration joke, Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says...

What`s the definition of frustration?

A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents.

At The Eye Doctor's

A woman went to her optometrist for an exam. The doctor turned the exam chart on the wall and asked her to read it. she replied that she couldn't see anything. He increased the size to 6″ and asked her to try again. Still nothing.

So he enlarged it again to a foot. Still cant see it. out of frustration he pulled out his manhood, and asked if she could see it. She said Oh yes Dr i can see it quite clearly.

He said, Just as I thought, you're cockeyed.


If necessity is the mother of invention...

If necessity is the mother of invention..the frustration is the father of masturbation.

A rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." The rope gets really mad and storms out, he scrunches over, gets all twisted up and pulls at his hair in frustration. The next day the rope goes back to the bar. The bartender looks at him thinking he recognizes him, he asks "aren't you that rope from yesterday?" The rope responds "I'm a frayed knot."

Frustration joke, A rope walks into a bar...

I cut my thumb chopping onions...

...in such a way as to make applying appropriate pressure difficult. I made my way to the ER. They weren't busy, so the doctor came over to dress my wound. I expressed frustration over my lack in first aid and the persistent crimson flow. In a matter-of-fact tone, he reassured me, "Don't worry; all of my patients stop bleeding eventually."

An engineer, a doctor and a priest are playing golf

There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. That's a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.

The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.

The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.

And the engineer says, Why can't they play at night?"

Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar...

"Heaters," the bartender cries in frustration, "I told him to send me heaters!"

My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit.

She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT.

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Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration?

He wouldn't whacks off

The Priest and the Altar Boy

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?

Son: I just wanted to clear my doubt. I asked her a valid question for which she had no answer, so she took out her frustration by being violent.

Dad : What was the question?

Son: I asked her why 'bra' is singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one

My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that...

now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.

A guy walking I to a bar and says to the barman "quick, get me a shot before it starts"...

The bartender gives him a shot which he knocks back and says "quick quick another one before it starts".

The bartender gives him another shot which he knocks back and says "another... before it starts"

The bartender says "wait a minute, how do you intend to pay for these drinks"?

"Ah" the man says, throwing his arms up in frustration... "it's started"

Frustration joke, A guy walking I to a bar and says to the barman "quick, get me a shot before it starts"...

An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him

The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration.

A cannibal was in prison.

One day, he ate his cellmate. The warden did not believe he had eaten the man. The cannibal threw up his hands in frustration.

The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film, Suffragette.

Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.

Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.


Whistle Puns

One day, I went to the store, and I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I went to the store again, and I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

After a lot of frustration, I went to the store again and I bought a lead whistle.
I was really mad at this point. It steel wooden lead me whistle!

How do nerds relieve their sexual frustration?

They maths debate.

I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration.

"Beat Smee," he replied.

"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know."

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."

He softens.

"Imma believe 'er."

Studies have shown that attending church can actually release frustration.

I guess that's where the priests come in.

Han Shot First

It's a frequent source of frustration for Leia.

I can't believe all the torture and frustration is going to end.

Bye bye No Nut November

My ex-girlfriend broke up with me and in frustration I stole her wheelchair

I've managed to calm down now though, as I'm sure she'll come crawling back any day

Did you know the Elves had a plan to beat the Uruk-hai with Sexual Frustration?

It's true. They knew that if they got enough trees together, it made an OrcHard.

A Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and baby tomato are taking a walk...

The baby starts falling behind so out of frustration the Papa Tomato turns around, steps on him, and yells, Ketchup!

I went digging for gold but didn't find anything

It was a miner frustration

My friend, who studies mice, wanted a specific rodent to complete his collection.

He asked me to find one for him. I searched far and wide for a homosexual rodent of the Ming subspecies (that was his request).

After a few months, I found a rodent that matched his request. But when I gave it to him, he slapped me.

I was shocked. "Why did you slap me?", I asked out of frustration.

"You idiot! I asked you for a gaming mouse!!"

Captain Blackbeard's new recruits

Three men are new recruits on captain Blackbeard's ship. They each get to ask 1 question before they start work. The first two ask about sleeping arrangements and food, only to have captain Blackbeard yell back at them out of frustration. The third man asks "Why is the steering wheel attached to your pants?"

"Argh, it drives me nuts!"

He walks through the midday heat, an occasional shot clips through the trees overhead.

He and many men like him question their logic to sign up. They could be home, spending time with their families but instead they are outside, dehydrated, fighting a battle they probably won't win. Their frustration mounts as they realize it's nothing at all like all the games they played as kids.

He's on the 3rd hole of the tournament and he's already 7 over par.

[OC] Hey girl, are you a keyboard?

Because you're something I might just smash out of frustration.

Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,

my wife threw up her hands in frustration.

A man goes to the doctor as he has a problem speaking.

He says, Doctor, I'm having a problem where I can't speak this specific letter. It's getting really irritating!

The doctor, using his quick thinking, says, Alright, repeat all the letters in the alphabet for me.

The man rattles of the first twenty, but then clams up, face full of frustration and resignation.

Ah, the doctor says. It seems like it's a u problem.

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