Frustrating Jokes
39 frustrating jokes and hilarious frustrating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frustrating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Frustrating Short Jokes
Short frustrating jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frustrating humour may include short annoying jokes also.
- My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to use the chair lift to go upstairs. It is driving him up the wall.
- What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
- Hey girl, are you a keyboard? Because you're something I might just smash out of frustration.
- My husband is like the New York subway... He makes me angry, frustrated, and late for work but I still can't help but ride him every day.
- This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
- I got really frustrated and my wife warned me not to cuss when the kids were around. Me: This is such bull-
Wife: Shhh, say snake instead
Me: Oh right.. This is such snakeshit
Close one - A cannibal was in prison. One day, he ate his cellmate. The warden did not believe he had eaten the man. The cannibal threw up his hands in frustration.
- My best friend is frustrated with dating and says he can't find a good girl. I reassured him that good girls are found in every corner on Earth. What I didn't bring up is the fact Earth is round...
- Give a man a program, and frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, and frustrate him for a lifetime.
- An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site... Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
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Frustrating One Liners
Which frustrating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frustrating? I can suggest the ones about exasperated and depressing.
- Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients.
- What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw his hands up
- A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration
- I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
- I have the world's most frustrated pet My turtle likes to chase cars.
- there was once a frustrated cannibal. he threw up his arms.
- Why is 2n-1 so frustrated? Cause it can't even, right now.
- What does the poet do when he's frustrated with his fellow student? Shakes peer.
- Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!
- Why was the rodeo clown frustrated with his job? He was tired of all the bull.
- What do frustrated English lords use to clean their castles? Scotch Brite
- What did the frustrated smuggler say to the Californian? This is the LAST straw!
- I'm sure pessimists live well they never get frustrated.
- My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT.
- What is the most frustrating math ? Triggernometry
Cheerful Frustrating Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about frustrating you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irritating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frustrating pranks.
A man takes his wife to get tested
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
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Want to s**... frustrate an IT worker?
Have you tried turning them off, then on again?
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I don't get the point of a lap dance
If I wanted a woman to take my money and frustrate me s**..., I would've stayed home with my wife
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n**... Wife's New p**...
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless p**... in an attempt to spice up her dead s**... life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless p**...?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."
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My son was frustrated because apparently he just doesn't understand girls. I assured him saying that that'll change one day.
Yes, when you get older, you won't understand women.
A man with 12 kids was trying to rent a house. However, no landowner would allow him to rent their house due to the number of children he had. Frustrated, the man told his wife to visit her father's tombstone and bring all but their youngest child with her.
He then visited a property and told the landowner that he would like to rent the place.
"Is this your only child?" asked the landowner.
"No, I have 12 children" replied the man.
"Then where are the other 11 kids?"
"In the cemetery with my wife," he calmly replied.
A man was out on a fishing trip
When suddenly, he dropped one of his oars into the water, frustrated that he couldn't get the boat moving, he decided to seek help.
He saw someone with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar. "Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled.
The man appeared offended, "thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"
What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman
An Englishman is telling a joke to a Frenchman, he says what did the Frenchman say to the Englishman. The Frenchman says he doesn't know, but the Englishman insists that he guesses.
After a few frustrated guesses the Frenchman eventually caves in, annoyed that the Englishman doesn't seem to understand how jokes work.
'I give up'
The Englishman smiles and walks off.
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A dad sends his son to his room
"Go to your room!" Dad exclaimed, frustrated at his son's behavior.
"Jim Morrison is overrated!" yelled the son as he stormed down the hall.
The dad yelled furiously, "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?!"
The elementary class was learning about addition...
The teacher asks little Johnny, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Johnny thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully. I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."
Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "Let's try it another way. If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Johnny again says, "Seven."
The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Johnny, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"
Johnny says, "Because... I've already got a cat!"
Two chemists walk into a bar
They walk up to the bartender and the first one says:
"I'll have a glass of H2O."
The other then says to his companion:
"Why don't you just say water? I understand that we're chemists an all that, but you don't need to walk around using random terms!"
The first chemist, frustrated, needs to rethink his assassination plot.
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brick have a frustrating s**... life.
They're hard all the time, but only get laid once.
A dad and his daughter are having an argument...
The daughter gets really frustrated with the situation, and goes to leave the room. When she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!".
Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".
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Frustrated p**....
There was this hard working p**... who had been working 18 hours a day for more than a decade.She had a quite a bit of money but money wasn't what she wanted anymore, she was sick of her job,her life ,EVERYTHING.One day she decided to end her miserable life and she lied down on a train track with her legs spread apart. The next day it was all over the news "Local Train Missing".
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An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him
The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration.
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Granny's boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom b**... her boyfriend."
Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says...
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
