The Best 24 Frustrate Jokes

Following is our collection of Frustrate jokes which are very funny. There are some frustrate discourage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frustrate lifetime puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frustrate Jokes and Puns

I don't get the point of a lap dance

If I wanted a woman to take my money and frustrate me sexually, I would've stayed home with my wife

Frustrated Prostitute.

There was this hard working prostitute who had been working 18 hours a day for more than a decade.She had a quite a bit of money but money wasn't what she wanted anymore, she was sick of her job,her life ,EVERYTHING.One day she decided to end her miserable life and she lied down on a train track with her legs spread apart. The next day it was all over the news "Local Train Missing".

I got really frustrated and my wife warned me not to cuss when the kids were around.

Me: This is such bull-

Wife: Shhh, say snake instead

Me: Oh right.. This is such snakeshit

Close one

Frustrate joke, I got really frustrated and my wife warned me not to cuss when the kids were around.

Give a man a program, and frustrate him for a day.

Teach a man to program, and frustrate him for a lifetime.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up


There's two ways to frustrate a person

The first is not finishing a sentence

The second is

I got frustrated when my friend couldn't draw a 2 sided closed shape.

But then I decided to let bi-gons be bygones.

Frustrate joke, I got frustrated when my friend couldn't draw a 2 sided closed shape.

I have the world's most frustrated pet

My turtle likes to chase cars.

there was once a frustrated cannibal.

he threw up his arms.

Iv never really understood the point of lapdancing...

I mean, if I wanted someone to sexually frustrate me and take all my money then I'd just stay at home with the wife!

What do frustrated English lords use to clean their castles?

Scotch Brite

You can explore frustrate frustratingly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean frustrate deter dad jokes. There are also frustrate puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the frustrated smuggler say to the Californian?

This is the LAST straw!

I got frustrated while trying to think of a name for the medicine I invented.

After smacking my head against the keyboard five times I had the answer.

I don't see the point of strip clubs.

All they do is frustrate you and take all your money.

I have a wife for that.

If you think you're frustrated,

Try teaching an Italian sign language.

A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?"

The employee responds "I don't know, and I don't care."

Frustrate joke, A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?"

When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:

To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

Got frustrated negotiating with a lady of the night, finally just said "Screw the whole thing!"

She told me it'd cost an extra twenty.

A frustrated doctor walks into a bar

The bar tender asks, why are you fuming
The doctor responds,"I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"


i have a very frustrated pet at home...

its a turtle that loves to chase cars

Frustrated mathematician newlyweds struggle to multiply before combining.

I am so frustrated about banks telling me to use their financial software

But I really don't want to get Intuit

Why did the frustrated tortoise go to jail?

He got a hare cut.

How frustrated was I when I found out Nike only made 89 Back To The Future Shoes?

About as frustrated as Michael J Fox trying to use an Etch A Sketch.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frustrate fulfill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frustrate annoy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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