Fruity Jokes

• Short Fruity Jokes
• Fruity One Liners
• Fruity Pebbles Jokes
• More Fruity Jokes

Funniest Fruity Short Jokes

Short fruity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fruity humour may include short juicy jokes also.

1. I don't understand why gay men are called fruity. They're known, perhaps above all else, for their love of meat.
2. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
3. I'm like a fine wine. I was once fresh pickings and now I'm old, bottled up and a little fruity.'
4. Mr. Pineapple and his Honey Melon are berry in love.. "Sweety, we are ripe for a wedding! Let's invite olive our fruity friends!"
   "Are you sure we cantaloupe?"
5. I've protected my laptop by placing several alcoholic fruity beverages on top of it. I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.
6. What was Ernie's response when his roommate asked if he wanted a frozen fruity dessert? "Sure, Bert!"
7. The best student in my wine appreciation class is flamboyantly gay But then they say that distinctly fruity overtones are the mark of a good sommelier
8. Brain dead people and gay people will never be the same. One is a vegetable while the other is fruity.
9. Saitama (One Punch Man) walks into a bar He asks the bartender for a drink and says that he wants a fruity drink. The bartender gives him ONE PUNCH
10. Mr. Watermelon and his Honey Melon are berry in love.. "We must throw a wonderful wedding and invite all of our fruity friends!"
    "Are you sure we cantaloupe?"

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Fruity One Liners

Which fruity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fruity? I can suggest the ones about kinds fruit and fruit and vegetable.

1. What do you call a fruity bounty hunter? A mangolorian
2. What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble.
3. What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles
4. If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a... ...fruity roll-up?
5. I know a guy who has dates almost every day He says they are part of his fruity diet.
6. What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble..
7. I like my liquor like I like my men... Hard and fruity
8. What do you call a gay guy who farts a lot? Fruity Tootie
9. Fruity Traffic What did the berry say to the slow driving pit fruit?
   Come on man-go
10. What do you call a fruity monkey? A grape
11. What do you call a gay geologist? Fruity Pebbles
12. Just asked my girl friend if she likes her wine the way she likes me White and fruity!
13. What do you call a gay man with gas? A tooty fruity
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    (I'm sorry, coworkers)
14. What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs? Your products are fruity.
15. What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity.

Fruity Pebbles Jokes

Here is a list of funny fruity pebbles jokes and even better fruity pebbles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor

Amusing Fruity Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about fruity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean citrus fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fruity pranks.