The Best 18 Fruitless Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fruitless jokes. There are some fruitless halle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fruitless useless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fruitless Jokes and Puns

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...

After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.

Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".

Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand?

It was fruitless.

Needless to say the search for the stolen lemon tree

Remained Fruitless

Fruitless joke, Needless to say the search for the stolen lemon tree

So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork...

But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were...

Fruitless.

A man tried to rob a store with a banana...

...his efforts were fruitless.


Went into town to get some apples.

Sadly, it was a fruitless search.

I told my roommate you get enough vitamin C in your diet without needing supplements.

The next morning, I noticed he was still taking Vitamin C with breakfast.

"Why are you taking that?" I quizzed him.

"What do you mean?" was his response. Feeling the need to revisit our previous discussion, I reminded him,

"It's fruitless".

Fruitless joke, I told my roommate you get enough vitamin C in your diet without needing supplements.

So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.

Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"

Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.

Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?

His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.

I went to the shops to buy some apples, oranges and bananas... I came back empty handed.

It was a fruitless endeavour.

My wife asked me to buy a king sized pillow at Target.

After a fruitless search, I replied, "As a trans madam once said to a prospective client, 'Sorry, they're all standard queens.'"


(true story, bro)

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What do you call a degree in vegetableology?

A fruitless pursuit.

An orchard was stripped of all its apples overnight.

Police say their initial investigations have proved fruitless.

A man came back from the fruit and veg shop without buying anything.

The trip was fruitless.

I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...

Apparently it does take two to tango.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life.

I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Fruitless joke, My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life.

Looking for raisins

I was looking for some raisins while grocery shopping but
My search was fruitless

My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop.

It was a fruitless endeavor.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fruitless unsuccessful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fruitless inconclusive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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