Fruitless Jokes
28 fruitless jokes and hilarious fruitless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fruitless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fruitless Short Jokes
Short fruitless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fruitless humour may include short futile jokes also.
- Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
- So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork... But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were...
Fruitless. - Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.
- I went to the shops to buy some apples, oranges and bananas... I came back empty handed. It was a fruitless endeavour.
- I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up... Apparently it does take two to tango.
- An orchard was stripped of all its apples overnight. Police say their initial investigations have proved fruitless.
- A man came back from the fruit and veg shop without buying anything. The trip was fruitless.
- My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
- Looking for raisins I was looking for some raisins while grocery shopping but
My search was fruitless - My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop. It was a fruitless endeavor.
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Fruitless One Liners
Which fruitless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fruitless? I can suggest the ones about pointless and useless.
- Somebody help me find my apples! The man cried fruitlessly.
- Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand? It was fruitless.
- I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped it was a fruitless endeavor
- Needless to say the search for the stolen lemon tree Remained Fruitless
- A man tried to rob a store with a banana... ...his efforts were fruitless.
- Went into town to get some apples. Sadly, it was a fruitless search.
- So a guy went apple-picking in the dead of winter It was a fruitless effort
- What do you call a degree in vegetableology? A fruitless pursuit.
- I tried to make a lettuce head into an apple It was not fruitless
- Fruit flies Getting rid of fruit flies is a fruitless endeavor
Comical Fruitless Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about fruitless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infertile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fruitless pranks.
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...
After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.
Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.
How did you do it? he asked.
We weren't looking for the same thing, she explained. You were looking for a piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.
I told my roommate you get enough vitamin C in your diet without needing supplements.
The next morning, I noticed he was still taking Vitamin C with breakfast.
"Why are you taking that?" I quizzed him.
"What do you mean?" was his response. Feeling the need to revisit our previous discussion, I reminded him,
"It's fruitless".
So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.
Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"
Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.
My wife asked me to buy a king sized pillow at Target.
After a fruitless search, I replied, "As a trans madam once said to a prospective client, 'Sorry, they're all standard queens.'"
(true story, bro)
