The Best 9 Fruitful Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fruitful jokes. There are some fruitful trials jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fruitful fruit farmer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fruitful Jokes and Puns

What Did God Say to the Little Flies

Be fruitful, and multifly!

My doctor told me I had to add more apples, pears, and berries to my diet

It was a fruitful checkup.

I got some produce on my way home today.

It was a very fruitful walk.


This is an original!

People say you can't compare apples to oranges...

... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though.

Comparing subjects that are apples to oranges isn't useless

It can lead to a fruitful discussion

In the beginning there was only Chaos.

Then God blessed it and said: "Be fruitful and multiply."

God said "be fruitful and multiply"...

...which is why mathematicians get so excited about factorials.

Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...

But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen

Why is a vegetarian mathematician always a good Christian?

Because in the Bible it says "be fruitful and multiply"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fruitful appropriately jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fruitful futile piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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