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A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting.
I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Rick and Morty 9/11 joke
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !
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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
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I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I s**.... What am I?
pear
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A Frenchman, and Englishman, and a Soviet are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
The Frenchman says, They must be French, they're n**... and they're eating fruit.
The Englishman says, Clearly, they're English; observe how politely the women is offering fruit to the man.
The Soviet replies, No, they are Russian communists, of course. They have no house, nothing to wear, little to eat, and they think they are in Paradise.
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A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed.
The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables.
The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even seen a bath. He was pretty much the most foul human you could imagine.
Yet the woman wed the second man.
Because no matter how g**... you pictured him to be...
The first man was just a little grocer.
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