The Best 7 Fruitcake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fruitcake jokes. There are some fruitcake nutty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fruitcake right puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fruitcake Jokes and Puns

A young woman goes to the doctor.

The general doctor sits her down and asks her what's wrong.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fruitcake!"

The doctor wasn't sure how to respond.

"I see. What's gotten into you?"

"Raisins, butter, flour... All the usual ingredients!"

They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica

That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.

Police are reporting that they have just located a truck of stollen goods

Though they are not hopeful that anyone will come forward to claim the German fruitcake.

The Fourth Wiseman

Unbeknown to most theologians there was a fourth wiseman who was turned away for bringing fruitcake.

I took a fruitcake to germany

It was stollen

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

She likes her men like she likes her fruitcake...

Tasty nuts, last forever, come in a box.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fruitcake stollen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fruitcake cake piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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