Fruit Veg Jokes
4 fruit veg jokes and hilarious fruit veg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fruit veg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting
but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
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Some people think that being a mortician or undertaker is g**..., but
Selling fruit and veg is Grocer.
A man came back from the fruit and veg shop without buying anything.
The trip was fruitless.
What do you call someone who sells out of date fruit and veg?
A Grosser
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